It's official - The dodgey Uncle for 2008/2009 is GLENN!!!
Yes, he may have selflessly organised the Roff/Seage/Forrest Bi-yearly reunion. Yes, he may have selflessly driven all the cousins to the dogs, and the pub. Yes, he selflessly cleaned up after everyone left.
....but the stats don't lie. He has the most strikes against his name, and as Toodey says "GLENN, GLENN, GLENN" - Everyone has his name on their lips.
Congratulations Glenn. Good luck you other 5 for the coming year.
3 comments:
Yes, richly deserved. The facade of saintliness has finally cracked, allowing the oozing evil beneath to reveal its true ugliness.
Hmm, maybe I'm going a bit far here. Maybe I just mean I'm pleased it wasn't me again. Try harder next time, Stuart.
I want a recount. Glen is a saint. For realz. Have you actually met my Dad?
Well done, Glen. I tried hard but I am just not in the same league of sleeziness as you. I will work hard over the next two years and try to emulate or better your really low acts. You are the King!
Humbled Tood
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