Favourite injuries at Roff Xmas

The Roff ward at the hospital in Lismore was very busy over Xmas! Please indicate in the comments the most concerning or indeed your favourite injury.

Maisie's black eyes from Xmas Mass.
Alaine's finger.
Nick's nose.
Cal's cut (at Alcheringa Lake).
Rock's hand (it necessitated plaster after everyone had gone).
Hannah's burns (a favourite for "most concerning").
Ash's cut on his arm from pool rugby.
Lizzie's crayfish poisoning.
Jan's fainting + virus + sleeplessness + migraine.
Grant's graze.
Tom's planter wart (you don't get a runner for a pre game condition).
Pat's ping pong welts (sting pong).
Ash's hamstring.
Rick's exhaustion (or choosing not to play with Glenn when Tom collapsed).
Grant's pride (being beaten in swimming for the first time ever by a dodgy brother).
Peter's eye strain (watching...err... staring at Amber whilst jogging).
Daniel's forked tongue (where again were Marianne's keys found?).
Pat's hand ( he put a fishing hook in it... this is a late entry but it did necessitate a trip to the Lismore hospital).