Spare a thought for the Mexicans who will be sweltering in record breaking temperatures over the next few days. Forget the predictions of climate change in the future, the maximum temperatures are measurably hotter in Adelaide and Melbourne than when Poppa was a kid. By all predictions, get ready for more extreme weather in the future.
I'm was too drunk to remember if I told everyone this at Roff Christmas but I am buying some property in the bush with an independent water supply and a stash of food and guns. I'll tell you when I get it so you can come and stay when the pandemic/bird flu/environmental catastrophe/zombie outbreak finally hits. It is going to be near the beach too so it won't be all bad. I call it "Kitchen Stadium".
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i'd reconsider the "near the beach" part in the case of environmental catastrophe...
It's 41 degrees here (4.14pm on Tuesday) and climbing. We're having the Forrests over for a barbie tomorrow night when it will be windy and 43 (inside the house!). We're gathered around the one fan but it's exhausting because it sweeps and we have to keep shuffling to stay in the air flow. Book me a tent site at the new HQ, Adam.
I'm melting I tells you! Melting!
Agree with "near the beach" scenario. We have Mudgee in case Manly goes under. Mudgee was cooler than Sydney over the long weekend, even had a blanket on at night. Dams 3/4 full (rather than 1/4 empty) and I broke out a self-propelled mower for carving out a space for impending Pistachios plantings in the autumn/winter.
We'll need a network of bunkers for trade brendan. I like my Pistachios extra salty.
43 degrees today - when will it ever end? Paris, Indi, Lara and flatmate Toby from Germany came out for dinner last night and we alternated between eating and relaxing in the pool. Nothing is working down here - one of my mates says he's had two hours of proper sleep in the last three days. If I ride faster than 80km/h, I can't breathe. Last night was fun, though. Lara convinced Annika to join their touch-footy team so it will now consist of three Keartons and three Forrests. I'll try to take a video.
Are there really going to be Zombies?
Wow, that is so cool!
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