Saturday, March 31
Getting ready for Annika's 21st
Saturday, March 24
Baby Roff, age -2 months
Sue's visit to Oxford
So the quiz for the day, which bridge are the 3 of us enjoying an afternoon drink at recently?
If you guessed that this bridge is The York Street pedestrian overbridge, East Gosford, you are cold. If you guessed it is the Pontevecchio in Florence, you are getting warmer. If, however, you guessed that it is the Charles Bridge, Prague, you win a weekend for 2 with Harry in Christchurch, New Zealand... if you pay for it.Had a great few days in Prague, wandered the old town, stopping every 100 metres for a rest in a cafe. You would think the elderly mother or the 7 month pregnant wife would have requested these frequent stops but it wasn't.
More to follow....
Thursday, March 22
Happy birthday Juia

Julia has her next post-50 birthday on Saturday this week. She accepted my offer of a second honeymoon so I'll actually be away on a bike trip when the birthday technically happens. Jules, Annika Domn and I went to "Lentil As Anything" tonight (Thursday) for a birthday feast and Jules was presented with a voucher for a health session at a spa which includes a one-hour massage and plenty of aroma-therapy. Should be cool. In other gossip, Amanda is in Newcastle for a few days helping the Drones get their act together and Adam is getting ready to depart to Melbourne for Annika's 21st next week. I'll take pics...
Hi from Armidale

Jenny here ....Sorry we have been out of action for a while but since we were so sorely missed from the blog we will get back into it. I went away with 5 girlfriends to South West Rocks last weekend. It was child (and husband) free, and we had a fantastic time. Lots of champagne, coffee shops, lunches, swimming, girly movies - I was quite tired when I came home!!! I begin a 5 week stint of full time work next week, covering for another PE teacher who is off to England to visit her daughter. I will be a basket case by the time it's over but the extra cash will come in handy.
On Saturday we are off to beautiful Moree for a tennis tournament where Cal and Amy are both competing. It is actually Damian's birthplace so we are keen for a look around. I have never visited this gem of the North West where there are artesian thermal pools at the caravan park - should be interesting.
Another Roff in Ireland?
The weather here is a shock- very chilly and currently battling around in 4 layers and still feeling it ! Tried the Guiness tour this morning where the highlights were a very professional tour, getting chosen to press the button to start the days production ( which wasn't too hard given that Jan and I were the only ones around ) and getting a personalised instructor on how to drink Guiness properly. There is a science in it apparently !!
Off tomorrow to hire a car for 2 weeks driving around. Had a great time in Thailand and in Greece though was interested to see a swiss guy arrested for being drunk and defacing a photo of the king now facing 70 years in jail
Wednesday, March 21
Blues Festival '07
Small world
Tuesday, March 20
Rowan turns 18
On Saturday mum and dad bravely threw open the house for a massive party. The main attraction was a full-sized keg of Coopers Pale Ale delivered in a wheelie bin:


I think Rowan enjoyed himself. The following pictures illustrate the birthday boy in ever-greater stages of inebriation. Cruel? Perhaps, but that's what big brothers are for.






I actually think Rowan comported himself with great dignity, considering that up until that night he'd never had an alcoholic drink.
Sunday, March 18
Glenn's royal visit
Glenn has been back in
Philomena Billington, who was a special minister at Naomi's wedding, was the target of most of the discontent. She is an intellectual leader of the reform agenda in the church and her ideas are yet to be fully accepted. Glenn arrived at lunchtime today on the train from
Friday, March 16
lainey's pc
Monday, March 12
One more go at the pictures..
TV shows you've missed


Now I sound like SPAM but if you've missed some of the TV shows included in the Top 5's, and you have broadband, you can sample them at TV Links.
Port Fairy
Just back from the Port Fairy Folk Festival which was excellent. Jules and I fired up the Kombi and had three days of great music and gypsy comfort. There's a VW annex with the Kombi which means we have plenty of room for cooking and storing stuff. We even had a six-person dinner party! No, alas, you can't borrow it. For once, Julia and I agreed on best acts - if you get a chance to see Eric Bibb, don't miss him. He's the answer to the question: "What's the difference between music and entertainment?" Next best was a band named The Mammals. It's a modern folk band and one of its members is the eldest grandchild of Pete Seeger. They're "must see" if they're in your neighbourhood (sorry, Geraldton - check the gig guide in 2015..). It was all good, really. The festival site is closed off for ticket-holders but the whole town turns into a giant festival site with all the main streets turning over to buskers and market stalls. It made me feel very warm-hearted towards people who make music the basis of their lives and I've resolved to become better at the mandolin. The pics attached (I still can't work out how to spread them out the way Andrew has done with his "Adelaide - it's okay (in March)" spectacular but there's a pic of the Kombi and annex; one of Julia with her friend Libby having lunch; some street performers with South American credentials and maybe some others. Long my Labor Day be a holiday and how good does Labor look in the current polls?
Sunday, March 11
I Hate Daniel
The other things I remember hearing are that a girl had tried to pash Daniel, Alaines laptop needs a new monitor, and that Amber was texting every few minutes saying how excited she was about coming to the party. Up to the point where she stopped. At which point Jeremy texted saying that Amber needed a little lie down and wouldn't be able to make it. Sounds like she meant well but may have peaked a little early.
That's right, I remember what this post was supposed to be about. I got talking with John, otherwise know as J.D. or "Booge" or "Boozle" or something, an old friend of Daniel's and the Stuart Roff's, and he is an avid reader of the Roff Report! So the word is out! I imagine him and Morley as the old guys in the Muppets watching from the box seats and ripping the s@#t out of everyone.
Then I talked to another old mate of Daniel's, Pat, and he too reads the blog. Pat has this great job where he gets to run in with the cops during drug busts and film celebrity's caught naked, in the act and intoxicated. Then he sells the tapes to the news media on the black market. It's just like a celebrity version of Cops... maybe a bit like L.A. Confidential? Apparently they work their way up the chain from young 'Home and Away' stars up to sporting personalities, film stars and the to film stars that used to be young 'Home and Away' stars. I think that's what he said... I had been drinking.
Anyway, so he tells me this story about seeing Brendon at an RSL or something and he went up to him and accused him of stuffing a sock down his speedos in the Manly swim race... Ill accustomed to being recognised by the papparazzi Brendon assumed that he had attracted some kind of stalker, but then Pat revealed that he had seen his speedos featured in 'The Roff Report'. How cool is that? Anyway, I've threatened to give them all Roff Report logins to keep us honest and contributing more regularly.
I had an awesome time at the party, and the walk home to Bondi went relatively smoothly, but I do have a bone to pick with Daniel. When I moved to Sydney in my first year of Uni I was sharing a two bedroom flat with three people, all of our furniture was made out of milk crates, I couldn't afford public transport and I there were times when I just had rice and oats to eat for days at a time. Seriously. Daniel waltzes into Sydney, moves into a mansion, earns a fortune being a Judge or something, and throws great parties full of gorgeous women. I hate you Daniel.
Saturday, March 10
Adelaide Fringe Party '07
Meet Porkchopper, this year's Fringe mascot:
My friends Alice, Julian and George. Alice and George were co-adventurers last year on our epic Blues and Roots roadtrip.
In Adelaide, we force small children to play in bands. We maintain that it's character building.
On Sunday I'm off to Womad, which is kind of like a mini Blues and Roots. Augie March and Lior are playing, among other world music luminaries. Over the next couple of weeks I'll be seeing Rod Quantock, Tripod, Akmal Saleh, Ardal O'Hanlon (Father Dougal from the TV show Father Ted), the Three Canadians, as well as some theatre and live jazz.
Squirrel-like, we in Adelaide grow fat on these cultural nuts and berries in the knowledge that winter is coming, and there'll be little to consume for 11 months.
Friday, March 9
Baby Names
1. Dweezil (boy), Moon Unit (girl) and Diva Muffin (girl), care of Frank Zappa.
2. Puma (girl) and Seven Sirius (boy), thanks to singer Erykah Badu.
3. Moxie Crimefighter (girl) and Zolton (boy), the fine work of comedic magician Penn Jillette.
4. (and for my personal favourite) Pilot Inspektor (boy), the genius work of actor Jason Lee from Jake's favourite TV show "My Name is Earl"
Sunday, March 4
Spam Block
Our blog was temporarily blocked by robot spam blockers, which sucks, but it wasn't down for long and it shouldn't happen again.
As a result it has been a slow blog week, so I'm going to kick it off with my current Top 5 TV shows.
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1. Arrested Development - hysterical ensamble situation comedy about a wealthy, dysfunctional family who loses everything and has to move in together. Described as "The Royal Tenenbaums shot like Cops".
2. Battlestar Gallactica - the remake of this 70's classic is not cheesy sci-fi, but well written drama set in space. The current season is an insightful allegory about the Iraq war. Worth watching!
3. Entourage - supposed to be based on Mark Wahlberg's experiences when he hit the big time. He brought his old buddies along for the ride and they travelled in limo's and private jets and went to awesome parties.
4. Deadwood - gritty western. Haven't seen it yet but I will vouch for it.
5. Futurama - a pizza boy accidently gets cryogenically frozen and wakes up 1000 years into the future, which would be an existential nightmare for any normal person, but he manages to have a great time with his best friend Bender, a robot that needs to drink alchohol to recharge his batteries. New episodes out this year!
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What's yours?
Saturday, March 3
A Day in the Life of Kate
Anyway here’s my second attempt,
Some people are under the misguided impression that I am just slacking off over here in Costa Rica, so in order to clear my good name I have decided to take you (and probably unwisely my camera) around with me for a Day in the Life of Kate.
Ok so this is the face I have to wrestle with to get presentable for a 6.30am class....
This is where I live, yes, yes, I know it LOOKS like a jail, and yes it takes 3 gates to get in but its in a nice suburb...I swear....
This is a great example of the massive open drain/black holes that threaten to suck you in along the streets of San Jose...Costa Rica is not known for its infrastructure....
This is the homemade bus I take to work, actually the bus system here is pretty good. Crazy drivers, no belief in changing gears or having mufflers but fairly reliable none-the-less. Bus stops aren’t sign-posted in anyway though, so you just have to sort of know where the bus might stop – that’s made for some great adventures in the past....
This is one of the many classrooms I teach in (we travel out to businesses to teach English to executives basically)....now I know what you are thinking “But Kate, where are the students?” Costa Ricans are notoriously late. Once I had a student arrive an hour and a half late to a two-hour class...fabulous....
Mmmm...breakfast...This is a coffee and “Churro”. Churros are deep fried goodness wrapped around hot caramel. Needless to say there will be no pictures of weight scales or full body shots of Kate in this blog....
Downtown San Jose....what you can't see from this photo is that I am about to get my foot run over by a lady with a fruit cart....
Another bus....
These are the guys that just hissed at me. Yep, hissed. Like as in the noise you would use to shoe away and animal. Guys here feel its their god given right to hiss, whistle etc at ANY woman that walks past. The also take it upon themselves to blatantly look a girl up and down and discuss and compare any of her appendages with nearby males, the louder the better. They really have turned the objectification of women into an art form. I have never needed anger management so much in my life.
Another bus....I get a lot of reading time in these days....
A quick stop at the “Farmers market”, fruit and veg as far as the eye can see.....
This is not my photo, I might be stupid but I am not taking my camera to the market...

This is my flat-mate Ali, from New Jersey, she and I seem to be pretty much carbon copies of each other (apart from her hilarious New York Jewish accent) so while that may be bad news for the rest of the world, we have a lot of fun
Dinner is a "Casado" AKA: Rice and Beans
Most popular dish in Costa Rica, will put you into a food coma and costs about $3....brilliant....
And this is me escaping to an island off the coast of Panama for a weekend....
Apart from all that some recent highlights have been getting a couple of feature articles published in the local English newspaper, travelling down to Panama a bit to visit friends and a visit from Joe in January.
England, Adelaide and Melbourne Roffs: I have stop-overs near you on my way back to Perth in mid June so expect to be nagged for some floor space :)
Luv Kate
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