An Interesting Life

Roff Report: Blog Edition

I'm meant to be doing other things right now so I thought I'd post a story, and while I'm at it, prove that you don't have to enjoy pepper steak and peri-peri sauce, or go overseas, to lead an interesting life (read: being a vegetarian is fun and I'm very jealous of all you Roffs representing Australia across the world at the moment - but I hope you're having fun and keeping well)

A few weeks ago I carefully reversed into a parked car. It happened to be the only parked car on the quiet street, at 9:30 on a Wednesday night, with a person actually sitting in it. I reluctantly exchanged my details with "Candy" (yes, that was her real name) and during this process I noticed that she had been having "pre-drinks" in her car (aka: skulling a bottle of tequila before a night out...no wonder she was so understanding about the car, "that's okay, it's exciting" were her exact words).

A few weeks later and happily I am still to hear from her regarding the costs of the damage. I presume that she had such a very 'good time' that night that she forgot, lost my details, or at least drove home drunk and woke up in the morning thinking she must have taken a detour through a forest because only that would explain the state of her car.

However I now have a new thoery which I developed while killing time at work yesterday, watching a travel show on TV about the best wintery Melbourne has to offer. This apparantly includes poll-dancercize classes. Wait for it. Taught by tequila-swigging Candy. I now believe that she earns such a wage from her enterprizes that she requires no financial assistance from me.

Reversing into drunken poll-dancers called "Candy" on Wednesday nights is just one small aspect of my intersting life...I can't wait to go overseas!