Good news for anybody who is not Grant: Alaine has managed to secure an entire case of Fountain's Pepper Steak Sauce, perhaps the finest condiment available on the market today. (And, yes, I am aware that if you have to go to this much effort to find a product you could hardly call it 'available' in the truest sense of the word). She will soon be taking orders and no doubt you'll have to get in early.
Daniel.
P.S. Has anybody any information on Dan and his trip to Newcastle for the album launch? Last time we spoke he told me to organise a heap of people and he'll make up a 'list' to be placed at the door.
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hi daniel
dan's touring dates etc can usually be found on his MySpace page which is:
http://www.myspace.com/dankellyandthealphamales
You can contact him through the site or through Amanda. Good luck. Will you be a playa in the Roff Christmas Texas Hold-em.
Without a doubt. And cheers on Dan's details.
God have mercy on me but I bought a bottle of Fountain Steak sauce to see what the fuss was about and then discovered you can't make the fabled "Diane" with it because it's not "Pepper" steak sauce. I have, however, entered the Fountain Sauce contest (see details on, believe it or not, www.fountainsauces.com.au)to win tickets to either the NRL or AFL final.
I put the bottle of sauce in the pantry myself and checked it recently - it had MOVED a couple of centimetres from where it was originally placed! There's something alive in that glutenous mess and it's clearly angry...
Alaine, I have Pavarotti around for dinner next tuesday, can you send me a bottle so he can enjoy a delicios steak dianne?
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