Love Jenny et. al.
Sunday, December 27
ARMIDALE ROFF CHRISTMAS
Love Jenny et. al.
Merry Christmas....But here is something interesting.....
So the other day (Christmas Eve) I asked Vicky to become a Roff, she laughed..... but then she said yes...... go figure. I didn't have a ring, or a clue, but it all worked out eventually. Now, down to details, all we have decided so far is that there will be a wedding somewhere and at sometime in the coming years, but some people are not invited to meet my new Asian Mom and Dad (they don't know I call them that)
1. Naomi (you know why)
2. Joe (We ALL know why)
3. Glenn (because i don't want to have to explain why Joe and Naomi are not invited)
Sue, after paying for the ring I may need you to do me a solid and marry us so I will let you come. Kel and Jake I will let you guys come but that is so we can clear up any misunderstandings of the past.
Everyone else, standby for more information.
Harry.
1. Naomi (you know why)
2. Joe (We ALL know why)
3. Glenn (because i don't want to have to explain why Joe and Naomi are not invited)
Sue, after paying for the ring I may need you to do me a solid and marry us so I will let you come. Kel and Jake I will let you guys come but that is so we can clear up any misunderstandings of the past.
Everyone else, standby for more information.
Harry.
Friday, December 18
Merry Christmas from the Lismore Roffs
Thursday, December 10
Seasons Greetings from the WA Roff Family
Seasons Greetings from the WA Roff Family
Hi Everyone,
We hope this note finds you well, happily preparing for the Xmas festivities and looking forward to some sort of nice deserved break. This sounds strange in early December but we are under pressure Christmas card wise this year as Jan leaves for New Zealand tomorrow (6th). John and Liz leave for the same place on the 16th, so we are rushing out the family news this year.
We are all well in the west!! It remains a great place to live and holiday in and for the kids, to study. Jan is working at two main jobs at the minute….teaching accounting /bookkeeping at TAFE and doing accounting for Patrick’s shipping company. This ties her up 4 or 5 days a week but there is flexibility there which helps her in her beloved travels. She is looking well and apart from occasional headaches and a few aching muscles is going OK. John is still enjoying his school teaching and his Dept is expanding a bit next year as they take on Yr 7’s for the first time. He pushed 55 this year but still runs around like a 54 year old! He still plays a bit of tennis , walks and rides the stationary exercise bike but will tell you ‘he’s let himself go a bit’ this year.
Kate is in NZ, hence our Xmas trip. She lives in Christchurch with her Yankee boyfriend and continues her editorial work with a local newspaper and her writing of her lifestyle magazine. She is studying Honours in Cultural Studies at Uni whilst Joe is doing his Masters and environmentally engineering. They have invited us all for Xmas and we will be planning their July Detroit wedding whilst there.
Zac as we speak has just arrived off the Indian Pacific in Sydney ( ‘what was I thinking’ says he) before flying to NZ for a bit of touring until the family all arrive. He hopefully has finished his Mechanical Engineering degree and is off to see the world. He has already done that so it’s straight to Norway via England from NZ on a one way ticket so we are looking forward to spending a bit of time with him now because it could be a while. Zac is a big strong 23yr old man these days. Liz is home now having finished her 2nd year Uni Commerce (tourism management) degree. She is looking fit and healthy, and is excited about bridesmaid duties at big sister’s wedding, but is more excited about her 1st 6 months study next year in Copenhagen, Denmark. It counts towards her degree and is a great opportunity but takes a while to organise and set up paperwork wise and that is what we have been doing in recent times…...on top of packing Zac up for his NZ trip and then beyond (he won’t be home again) and packing his 4 years of accumulation in the garden shed, and packing Jan up for her trip and finishing off a busy time for both of us at work.
Travel wise this year was reasonably quiet. Liz made it to NZ and besides visiting Kate and Joe managed a Con Tiki tour which she loved, and Liz and Jan had a few days in Phuket as a girls bonding session and they too had a great time. Kate made it back to Perth for a school friend’s catch up and spent a couple of days with us which was spent mock wedding dress making with the help of a talented neighbour.
Our Xmas this year will be spent on the Milford Track. (In NZ, rated one of the top 10 walks in the world). With all the kids overseas next year we thought we may not catch up for a while so thought a ‘family walk’ was a good thing. It is a 5 day / 4 night walk but with only 3 serious days of walking. We start Xmas eve and finish 28th Dec. John’s brother Glenn talked us into the ‘comfortable accommodation’ option so hope it works out.
Next year will be dominated by the Kate’s wedding. It is a great buzz and the guy is seriously nice so we are very happy for her. We’ll probably spend 3 or 4 weeks after the wedding doing a bit of USA touring but will love catching up with Zac and Liz, who will be flying in from their European experiences. Liz will turn 21 around that time as well.
Other than that, all is well. Can we extend our annual invitation to you all, that if you are thinking of WA as a holiday you know we have a bed for you and warm hospitality in Geraldton. You are most welcome. We are away from 16th Dec-7th January 2010 but after that we’d love to catch up. Have a great Xmas and a happy new year.
All the best
John , Jan, Kate ( and Joe) , Zac and Liz
Wednesday, December 9
dodgy christmas presents
Just to let you all know that I will be spending Christmas Eve putting up a trampoline in the backyard and cursing Santa, but mostly asking the question as to why the guy who sold it to us (classifieds) had a boxed trampoline in his 1 bedroom city unit in the first place.
Below is a shot of Sar trying to get the boys attention for a photo whilst an old highlights tape of mine is playing on the television....

... or maybe it was a Thomas the Tank engine dvd, I can't remember.
Below is a shot of Sar trying to get the boys attention for a photo whilst an old highlights tape of mine is playing on the television....

... or maybe it was a Thomas the Tank engine dvd, I can't remember.
Saturday, December 5
Lets Try this Again....Zac Visits Adelaide
I recently talked myself into the idea that instead of flying from perth to sydney (5hrs, $200) i should take the train (68hrs, $300). This was a wonderful decision in about August however the trip proved to be slightly longer, and flatter, than i had anticipated!! On the plus side i got to see the Adelaide Roffs with the boys taking me to see Koshy, Mel and Guy Sebastion whilst they were doing the sunrise show, and then have a Coffee with Cathy (good name for a coffee store) at the train station. I would like to point out at this stage that this is the first time in history that the phrases "Guy Sabastion" and "on the plus side" have been used together. It was great to see the Adelaide Roffs again and odd to see the boys looking like real people instead of the hungover, sleeping, groaning, "get me an asperin" form that normally exists in Woodlawn.
Monday, November 30
Thanx for the Bday wishes
hey Amy here thanx 4 all the Bday wishes i got SOOOOOOO much stuff but millie new moon roxs u HAVE 2 go c it and uncle grant i forgot how to spell it so i forgot it aswell! hahahahaha cant wait for next Xmas when i can see you all again but one question if uncle glen is not principle anymore how can we have Christmas at woodlawn?
Jenny here ... Amy had a great party on Saturday. She invited all of year 6 so there were about 40 kids, and Damian and I basically ran a double sport lesson in the College gym to keep them occupied.
I will try and load some video footage of Amy in the choir above but I am not very hopeful of success.
Also, Amy has been selected in the national Gondwana junior choir and will travel to Sydney for a 10 day camp at Sydney Uni in the January school holidays.
We will be holding a belated Christmas in Armidale over the weekend of 8/9 January and all are welcome. So far we have Glenn and Sue, as well as my sister and some/all of her boys, so if you are in the area let us know - the more the merrier!!
Love Jenny
Ukeladies storm Adelaide
Cathie's normal November birthday celebrations.....
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were given a melodic injection from the visit to Adelaide of the fabulous Ukeladies.

Cathie has always wanted a daughter so it was a great pleasure for her to host Amanda and May on their Adelaide stopover on their national tour supporting the Black Eyed Susans. Breakfast champagne and orange juice with the girls was Cathie's perfect start to her birthday. May entertained us by playing a few tunes on Ashley's glockenspiel. The girls landed in the middle of an Adelaide heat wave so their Hawiian songs were very appropriate.
I tried to talk them into doing some Jimmy Buffett songs on stage to no avail. Hey, they're doing alright, it ain't what they call rock-and-roll. They were great and their backing vocals with the Black Eyed Susans were a treat.
There is a prize for anyone who can explain how the Black Eyed Susans got their name.
Ash
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were given a melodic injection from the visit to Adelaide of the fabulous Ukeladies.

Cathie has always wanted a daughter so it was a great pleasure for her to host Amanda and May on their Adelaide stopover on their national tour supporting the Black Eyed Susans. Breakfast champagne and orange juice with the girls was Cathie's perfect start to her birthday. May entertained us by playing a few tunes on Ashley's glockenspiel. The girls landed in the middle of an Adelaide heat wave so their Hawiian songs were very appropriate.
I tried to talk them into doing some Jimmy Buffett songs on stage to no avail. Hey, they're doing alright, it ain't what they call rock-and-roll. They were great and their backing vocals with the Black Eyed Susans were a treat.
There is a prize for anyone who can explain how the Black Eyed Susans got their name.
Ash
Sunday, November 29
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!!!!!!
Thursday, November 26
Life down south
Thanks for the Christmas list, Sue. Thank God I don't have Jake again (and he doesn't have me). Nick's car got stolen yesterday. A couple of kids from the local TAFE saw it happen and rang the police so the bloke only got five blocks before he was surrounded by police cars. He'd been out of the clink for three days and had just been checked out of Box Hill hospital where he was treated for knife wounds. Some people have very different lives. Nick was pleased because a) his cricket kit which is worth more than the Camry was in the boot, and b) he's just had a thousand-buck job done on service and brakes.
Dom has finished school for the year and is looking for work. He did one year 12 subject this year and it was very educational in relation to what's actually required to get a good result in the final year of high school. His height seems to have peaked above Nick but a little less than his father, which is as it should be.
Amanda has been playing music, working and finishing another couple of courses in her undergraduate degree. She talked me into paying for the repair of her bicycle as a Christmas present which I thought would be cheap but turned out to be about $150. The NEW bike I bought for Annika was only $100 or so. She gave me a lecture on recycling which I couldn't argue with. Ash and Cathie looked after her in Adelaide during her recent gig there for which she was very grateful. Adam and Amanda will have a week here at Christmas and a week in Newcastle.
Annika got a H1 for her honours thesis. Can't do much better than that, really, and leaves the door open for further study if that's what she decides to do. At the moment, she's looking for work but the current financial environment means there's less available in her primary area of interest.
Julia is enjoying her "new" job in the real world (ie non-government funded) and they've offered her four days a week next year which she'll probably take. For those still confused about what she actually does, she assists in the production of on-line educational resources to ensure they don't just look good but actually work in terms of education. It's downside is that she spends too much time sitting in front of a computer but she's started riding to work (15km each way) so that should compensate a little.
The plan after Christmas is for myself and Jules to go to Vietnam again for the riding holiday with Uncle Toody. Watch this space for intimate details...
Dom has finished school for the year and is looking for work. He did one year 12 subject this year and it was very educational in relation to what's actually required to get a good result in the final year of high school. His height seems to have peaked above Nick but a little less than his father, which is as it should be.
Amanda has been playing music, working and finishing another couple of courses in her undergraduate degree. She talked me into paying for the repair of her bicycle as a Christmas present which I thought would be cheap but turned out to be about $150. The NEW bike I bought for Annika was only $100 or so. She gave me a lecture on recycling which I couldn't argue with. Ash and Cathie looked after her in Adelaide during her recent gig there for which she was very grateful. Adam and Amanda will have a week here at Christmas and a week in Newcastle.
Annika got a H1 for her honours thesis. Can't do much better than that, really, and leaves the door open for further study if that's what she decides to do. At the moment, she's looking for work but the current financial environment means there's less available in her primary area of interest.
Julia is enjoying her "new" job in the real world (ie non-government funded) and they've offered her four days a week next year which she'll probably take. For those still confused about what she actually does, she assists in the production of on-line educational resources to ensure they don't just look good but actually work in terms of education. It's downside is that she spends too much time sitting in front of a computer but she's started riding to work (15km each way) so that should compensate a little.
The plan after Christmas is for myself and Jules to go to Vietnam again for the riding holiday with Uncle Toody. Watch this space for intimate details...
Tuesday, November 24
Roff Christmas Draw
As oldest duck in the family (she didn't tell me to write that), Sue has completed the 2009 Roff Christmas Draw.
Reminders from Sue;
Great way to keep in touch with one another
Gifts to the value of $30
Remember that you may have to post this year
NB - 2 more Roff Christmas' at Woodlawn - Hopefully everyone can make both (or for selfish gen y cousins who have more travel options than us older generation ever had, at least make one.. (that was poetic licence from me (Jake)))
Special event 2010 - Kate and Joe's Blessing Ceremony
Lots of Love from Glenn and Sue
Ash buys for Amy
Andrew buys for Milly
Cathy buys for Tom
Rowan buys for Jake
Sue buys for John
Lizzy buys for Joe R
Jan buys for Alaine
Adam buys for Naomi
Damian buys for Harry/Vic
Sarah buys for Joe P
Kelly buys for Grant
Glenn buys for Jenny
Dom buys for Zac
Marianne buys for Nick
Amanda buys for Cal
Stu buys for Julia
Kate buys for Monica
Daniel buys for Annika
John buys for Glenn
Amy buys for Rowan
Alaine buys for Damian
Naomi buys for Jan
Tom buys for Adam
Monica buys for Kelly
Joe R buys for Cathy
Milly buys for Sue
Grant buys for Marianne
Nick buys for Ash
Zac buys for Stu
Cal buys for Lizzy
Joe P buys for Andrew
Jake buys for Kate
Julia buys for Daniel
Annika buys for Sarah
Jenny buys for Dom
Harry/Vicky buys for Amanda
Reminders from Sue;
Great way to keep in touch with one another
Gifts to the value of $30
Remember that you may have to post this year
NB - 2 more Roff Christmas' at Woodlawn - Hopefully everyone can make both (or for selfish gen y cousins who have more travel options than us older generation ever had, at least make one.. (that was poetic licence from me (Jake)))
Special event 2010 - Kate and Joe's Blessing Ceremony
Lots of Love from Glenn and Sue
Ash buys for Amy
Andrew buys for Milly
Cathy buys for Tom
Rowan buys for Jake
Sue buys for John
Lizzy buys for Joe R
Jan buys for Alaine
Adam buys for Naomi
Damian buys for Harry/Vic
Sarah buys for Joe P
Kelly buys for Grant
Glenn buys for Jenny
Dom buys for Zac
Marianne buys for Nick
Amanda buys for Cal
Stu buys for Julia
Kate buys for Monica
Daniel buys for Annika
John buys for Glenn
Amy buys for Rowan
Alaine buys for Damian
Naomi buys for Jan
Tom buys for Adam
Monica buys for Kelly
Joe R buys for Cathy
Milly buys for Sue
Grant buys for Marianne
Nick buys for Ash
Zac buys for Stu
Cal buys for Lizzy
Joe P buys for Andrew
Jake buys for Kate
Julia buys for Daniel
Annika buys for Sarah
Jenny buys for Dom
Harry/Vicky buys for Amanda
Friday, November 20
Friday, November 13
Dodgey!
Thursday, November 12
Aussie Slang
My friend Ross is studying at Oxford at the moment and he sent me this message today:
"By the way, did I tell you that one of the Australians I met here said "I'm doing a Joe Roff" the other day - rhyming slang for "I'm off"? I now understand from his Wikipedia entry that it's not the only rhyming slang associated with his name: "During his years with the Wallabies, the rhyming slang term 'Joe Roffie' gradually worked its way into to the Australian vernacular, being an abbreviation for coffee." To think I never knew."
I didn't know this either. "Joe Roff for a Joe Roffy".
"By the way, did I tell you that one of the Australians I met here said "I'm doing a Joe Roff" the other day - rhyming slang for "I'm off"? I now understand from his Wikipedia entry that it's not the only rhyming slang associated with his name: "During his years with the Wallabies, the rhyming slang term 'Joe Roffie' gradually worked its way into to the Australian vernacular, being an abbreviation for coffee." To think I never knew."
I didn't know this either. "Joe Roff for a Joe Roffy".
Wednesday, November 11
Joe and Sarah are pregnant
I know, I know, it is not me that is officially pregnant. However, in empathy I tried to keep up with Sar in terms of weight gain during the last pregnancy (who knew that rugby training was good for keeping off the weight!?). Then she went and had 'lij, looked great, and left me with no alternative but to ensure she started growing again as soon as possible.
And yes, my plan is to keep Sarah pregnant for the next 10 years or so. And after that? Given how much the dodgy uncles look after themselves, doesn't appear to require any further effort after the age of 45 or so.
And yes, my plan is to keep Sarah pregnant for the next 10 years or so. And after that? Given how much the dodgy uncles look after themselves, doesn't appear to require any further effort after the age of 45 or so.
Tuesday, November 10
Monday, November 9
Good Times
Sunday, November 8
A Perth Update
You know whats embarrassing? Rocking up to a party and realising you are wearing the same thing as someone else. Then realising that the "someone else" is actually your little sister. Actually thats not fair, since we bought our flannos from the same Coles as about 40 other people, so really we looked like we were staging a coup. It was the country and western night at the uni tavern. Also is seems liz has inherited mums amazing ability to sense when a camera is about to flash and then shut her eyes.
In other news, ive finished uni, have two exams left and so am procrastinating wildly. I am currently on target to single handedly crash the facebook site.
Sunday, November 1
Independent Ukes review


Okay, perhaps not so independent since I'm her father, but Amanda was sensational today with the Ukes as the support act and back-up singer for the Blackeyed Susans. The gig was at the Northcote Social Club which is a hotel in - you guessed it - Northcote. It was the second of two shows in Melbourne. The first show last night was a sell-out and the matinee today didn't have much room left in the standing-room-only performing space. I'm not too good with crowd estimates but I'm thinking over 100,000. The Ukes introduced the show with a 25 minute set which was very well received. The Blackeyed Susans had them on stage for at least half their songs and they added plenty of glamour and lush harmonies.
They'll be in Sydney on November 6 and 7 at the Vanguard in Newtown, and the Adelaide Princes will have a chance to see them on November 14 in Norwood. You know what you have to do...
Mo Roff
I'm about to grow a stupid moustache to raise money for Male health issues.

This photo is two years old. I still haven't learned my lesson..
If you are keen to help and sponsor my Mo, you can either:
• Click this link www.movember.com/mospace/223515/ and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account
• Write a cheque payable to ‘Movember Foundation’, referencing my Registration Number 223515 and mailing it to: Movember Foundation, PO Box 292, Prahran, VIC, 3181
It's worth clicking on the link to see my 'Mo Space' profile picture.
Remember, all donations over $2 are tax deductible.
Thanks everyone. Jake (from Roffy and Rupert)
This photo is two years old. I still haven't learned my lesson..
If you are keen to help and sponsor my Mo, you can either:
• Click this link www.movember.com/mospace/223515/ and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account
• Write a cheque payable to ‘Movember Foundation’, referencing my Registration Number 223515 and mailing it to: Movember Foundation, PO Box 292, Prahran, VIC, 3181
It's worth clicking on the link to see my 'Mo Space' profile picture.
Remember, all donations over $2 are tax deductible.
Thanks everyone. Jake (from Roffy and Rupert)
Wednesday, October 28
Family history courtesy of Betty
These two pages appeared in a local Lismore publication (to which Betty contributed her research and knowledge). Local because Frank Green (..you'll find out if you don't know) owned and operated pubs in this area. Brendan's blog makes more sense to me knowing some of the connections in the pages below. You may need to click on the images to enlarge.
Notice the photo of four generations - Mardi, Blackie, Ashley and the Egg. And by the way, everyone is mentioned (and in some cases, careers are mentioned.. is 'professional athlete' a career?)

Notice the photo of four generations - Mardi, Blackie, Ashley and the Egg. And by the way, everyone is mentioned (and in some cases, careers are mentioned.. is 'professional athlete' a career?)

Tuesday, October 27
Marie Rudinger visits and some Roff family history
On a buttered roll with this technology (I hope).
Aunty Marie Rudginger visited recently from Albany W.A., and stayed with Betty and Ken before attending her granddaughter's wedding in Wagga Wagga. The significance of this lady in your lives should be brought to the attention of you younger Roffs. Firstly, she knows the Waifs, and has a story to tell, but that's another story.
Marie is Ken Seage's cousin, her mother and Dad's mother both being Bernasconi's, and the children of John Bernasconi who, in the 1880's sometime, along with his brother, married a pair of Newton sisters, the progeny of Adam Newton, Baker, 28 King Street Sydney. (There is a Newton Lane off King Street named in his honour - check it in the street directory, or have a night out at the Japanese restaurant that now occupies the site.) Adam Newton, baker, fathered 7 children with wife Elizabeth, but he died I guess quite young, and left Elizabeth a youngish widow. So she married William Roff of Glebe, and bore 2 more children with him, Fred and Jack, the latter of course the father of Neil and Betty. Elizabeth sounded quite a lady, running pubs, then the bakery when Adam died, and raising 9 children in her spare time. Alas she died when the Roff kids were very young, Jack barely 2 years old, and so they were put in care of the elder Newton siblings, notably an Aunty Eva. Another story.
Back to Marie, remember Marie? Story about Marie. She was orphaned at an early age too, and so she and her siblings were also farmed out to relatives here and there, one of whom was Catherine Bernasconi, the youngest of John Bernasconi's daughters, aunt to both Marie and Ken, and often referred to in our generation as Aunty Doll. Doll took over the errant operations of her father's newsagency, errnat because he was trade stock, his father a gilder, and he not very good with accounts and books. The remnants if the newsagency still stand today as a Chinese laundry diagonally opposite the new look Redfern Oval park, but with 'Sydney Morning Herald' painted on the street awning. Daniel and Alaine know the Redfern territory, and I have witnessed first-hand Daniel speaking Redfernian. Anyway, in taking over the newsagency, the story goes that Aunty Doll enlisted the help and support of a young Jack Roff of the Newton side of the family who was 'doing his articles' (a term Mum used) on his path to being an 'articled' lawyer. The Roff-Newton clan were close to the Bernaconi's, it seems, so Marie and Neil and Betty used to kick around a bit in their younger days. Marie recalled that she, being quite petite in height, would insist the lanky Neil Roff walk in the gutter as they strolled the promenade, to even things up height wise. Family friend, pillar of society, Jack Roff was asked to be MC at Marie's 21st birthday as her own parents were not around, and Jack was a natural at entertaining a crowd. As people entered the party, Aunty Doll on door duty, and perhaps adept at speaking Redfernian herself, announced to a shyish (?) Neil Roff 'Here is someone tall for you to dance with, Neil' and placed the vivacious Eileen Forrest on his arm for the evening. And so your dynasty started. Eileen worked with Marie and a bevvy of others at the tax department. So the story goes.
Betty might be looking a bit weary in the photo-this is early September- but she had just returned the day before from a week in hospital, courtesey of a fall in her quest to answer the phone (own up if it was you calling), where they prodded and probed her throughout the week deciding on a course of action for a suspected break, but in the end sent her packing otherwise untouched. Dad looks glad to have her home.
I aoplogise for the grainy quality of the photo, but in meeting Aunty Marie at the airport, my car window was smashed in the Secure' operated carpark and my computer carry bag extracted which would have disappointed the extractor as it did not have a computer in it. But it did have my camera, and the memories of kimi and my trip to Trufflestan earlier this year. This kind of thing never happened in the Camry, the perils of having a new and opulent looking vehicle. So for now I rely on the mobile phone to record my life's journey. Regards
Monday, October 26
Camry central and Melbourne gossip

Amanda has purchased a new car and, guess what, it's a Camry! This time it's a sedan (or "sports car", as she prefers to call it). It belonged to the father of the wife of a mate who lives on a farm in Molong in NSW and had done 90,000km before he died. The mate's daughter added about 30,000km before she decided she didn't need it in Sydney. It should be good for another 300,000km so check the Roff Report in 2020 for an update.
In other Amanda news, the Ukes are the support act for an east-coast tour by the Black-eyed Susans. It's the usual - the Ukes play the first set and then the band uses them as back-up singers to add a bit of exotica to the main show. I'm not sure of the dates but check the Black-eyed Susans web sites for details. Sydney and Melbourne are for sure. Amanda is up-to-date with her creative writing degree and getting excellent results. She's finally found a room so she can have an address again. The house is centrally located but doesn't have hot water. Lucky it's summer...
Adam came down for the motorcycle GP and we spent many happy hours in a campground which was an introduction to hell. I thought the fence was to keep non-payers out but it was to seal the evil within. He loves his new job and has just purchased a new bike: a Suzuki SV1000 which is faster than the combined top speeds of all the bikes I own.
Annika has handed in her Honours thesis and is fending off job offers in both academia and the development field. She'll actually take a job in 2010 and finally make some money. Watch this space for details.
Nick came home at 5.00am on Saturday, got a refreshing two hours sleep and then when up to Emerald to play cricket. Being of sound mind, of course, he forgot to take his cricket kit. He was out for eight after being dropped three times and the team lost. I've had a chat to him regarding his responsibilities with team sports but it's like playing the violin to a water buffalo. My point is that if you play team sports, you have to respect the other members. This might involve giving your best on the day - difficult, I suspect, if you've arrived at the ground straight from the casino. He did, however, get a distinction for his first essay in his Bachelor of Business degree so fingers' crossed. He's still enjoying his job with ANZ bank.
Dom's new band is doing its first gig at a winery on Phillip Island next weekend. His broken thumb has healed well and his guitar playing is improving rapidly (watch out, Jake) after a few months of acutal lessons.
Julia quit her job at TAFE today which, everyone who lives with her agrees, was an excellent decision. She'll probably take up an extra few days with the private company she's now working for which is e-learning based but which she enjoys because she doesn't have reaponsibility for staff. Relaxed Julia will be on display in 2010.
Against my better judgement, I've just had a number four blade cut (hair and beard!) today. Dom tells me it's starting to grow back already. Good. I've finished teaching for this year but, under the tyrany of higher education, I have to do it again starting in March next year! Will the suffering never end...
Roffy and Rupert on Rage!

'Backyard Cricket' made it to Rage! All those wasted nights watching as a young bloke, and now that I can't stay up that late, I bloody miss it - It was aired in the4.00am time slot between Lynyrd Skynyrd and Troy Casser-Daley! I'm excited. Link for proof below.
http://www.abc.net.au/rage/archive/s2722242.htm
Sunday, October 25
Saturday, October 24
Pushing your kids early can pay dividends
Friday, October 23
Thursday, October 15
Oh, by the way I went to Canada last holidays
Hi All
Long time no blog! Thought I'd better post a few snaps of my trip in JULY to Canada with my sister Kathy. But before I do ... Happy Birthday Haz and Fantastic song Jake!!!
Kathy and I spent 3 1/2 weeks (if you ask Damain he will say it was 10 weeks, but he is a saint for graciously letting me go without a fuss) driving a car 2000km through British Columbia and Alberta and we had a wonderful time. The main reason for the trip was to visit her youngest son Tim who is currently working at a flash resort in Banff, but he will be home by Xmas so we had to act fast.
Highlights included : 4 nights in a chalet in Whistler thanks to Kathy's god daughter who has a Canadian boyfriend and his parents are very wealthy; driving from Jasper to Banff past the famous Columbian glacier along the most scenic road in the world; staying for 8 nights at the hotel where Tim works for $40 each a night and getting bumped up to the top floor where the movie stars stay; and hanging out with my sister and laughing our way around Canada.
I loved it so much that I am keen to arrange a teacher exchange sometime in the future.
Hope to see you all soon.
Love Jenny xxx
Monday, October 12
Harry hits a quarter of a century
We are not talking about backyard cricket here (great film clip Jake). We are talking about Harry Matthew Roff aka Horatio Hornblower, sway, Hazza etc, turning 25 tomorrow - 13th October. Many happy returns Haz, thinking of you in Taiwan as we are sitting by the beach at South West Rocks watching for whales an dolphins. Had a great visit from Sue and Lockie who would have to be close to being the fifth cutest child in the family. Lots of love and best wishes. We did buy Hary 25x $2 scratchies only to find we are not able to send them to Taiwan as it is a form of gambling. We had great fun scratching them for Harry and he won $32 which we reinvested and reinvested again until there was nothing left. You will have to be content with being lucky in love Harry. Mum & Dad
Saturday, October 10
Backyard Cricket video
Things to look out for;
- Mick Seage (bowling a great off-cutter, dropping an easy catch, and displaying his elbow star tattoo whilst forcing a stumping)
- Kelly Roff's back-up vocals
- Luke Cannon (Sue's nephew / my cousin) - His girlfriend also directed/produced the video
- Rupert McCall (Brisbane sports poet who wrote the poem/lyrics)
- The Grey Nicolls Quad Scoop
- The Kat
The Adventures of Horatio Hornblower
Harry and I recently caught up with each other for a couple of days in Singapore before I went and spent a few more days in Hong Kong. He's a top bloke, old Hazza, and we saw all that we could see in Singapore within about 18 hours. So three days was excessive. I even lost "half-trained" for a while when he got kicked out of a function we'd crashed at the Hilton Hotel. His solution for telling me that he'd been kicked out was to look for an internet cafe, to access Facebook, to find my mobile phone number, so that he could call me from a payphone. Brilliant.
Anyway, he recommended I stay at a particular place in Hong Kong when I got there because it was cheap and clean. I followed his directions as best I could but have a feeling that I may have got them slightly wrong. At least, I hope I did. You see, when I asked for a room I was quoted "$150 without a girl. Or $220 with a girl." Since my Cantonese isn't particularly good, I asked, in the loudest and slowest English possible, whether "girl means bathroom". It turns out it doesn't. As Stuart said to me the other day, "It was an extra $10 Australian dollars a night. You should have gone for it." Ah, regrets.
Anyway, he recommended I stay at a particular place in Hong Kong when I got there because it was cheap and clean. I followed his directions as best I could but have a feeling that I may have got them slightly wrong. At least, I hope I did. You see, when I asked for a room I was quoted "$150 without a girl. Or $220 with a girl." Since my Cantonese isn't particularly good, I asked, in the loudest and slowest English possible, whether "girl means bathroom". It turns out it doesn't. As Stuart said to me the other day, "It was an extra $10 Australian dollars a night. You should have gone for it." Ah, regrets.
Sunday, October 4
Aboriginal Knockout
The Photos are of the mob at the K.O. plus Lily and her new real life Barbie doll.
This is a double post. Firstly I will talk about the footy and Cathie will talk about the off field fun.
If you have not been to one of these events, you should. 64 Aboriginal rugby league teams competing. If you win, your town gets to host the next one. Narwan, the team from Armidale won last year beating La Perouse. The football is unbelievable with all the attacking flair that you would expect plus defences really climbing into each other, ie there is a huge care factor. NRL stars come back to represent their communities which adds to the excitement. Narwan beat Lismore Kooris, Northern United, in the quarter finals today. Despite Cathie's allegiances, my guess is Narwan will play Walgett in the final. The sideline is pretty entertaining as well! I will pass you on to Cathie.
Really I've fallen asleep already as it's the last night and it's been a big day with huge matches. I may never speak to Damian again though because Mindarriba one of the Newcastle/Maitland teams, plays Narwan in the semi at 9am tomorrow. Jacinda a friend and her three children, Deandre 6, Noah 4 and Tyerra 2 and I drove up on Friday for the knockout and it''s been a great treat staying with the Damian Roffs. All the kids have got on really well and Jenny sent Lily and Noah, the most explosive two, to their separate corners for timeout after a set to on the trampoline that rivalled some of the foul play on the field today. We leave tomorrow and I hope not too disappointed after the semis. The Yarnteen Yowies were out on the first day, the Hunter Hawkes today so we have all our hopes in Minda for tomorrow. Go Mindarriba!
Saturday, October 3
Tuesday, September 29
Variations on a theme
Recently I've been spending way too much time thinking about trade marks. Initially, I thought this was not a very Roff-related activity. Then I realised that IP Australia has a service called "Search For Australian Surnames" (or SFAS, if you speak Canberran).
SFAS tells you how many people with a given surname are enrolled on an electoral roll in Australia. This is important for trade mark purposes because it can be hard to register common surnames as trade marks. IP Australia says that if SFAS returns a score of 750 or higher, your surname is reasonably common. As an example, SFAS tells us that there are 8,208 Nelsons on the electoral rolls. There are also 114,997 Smiths.
If you search for "Roff", you will find that there are a grand total of 188 enrolled Roffs in Australia. We are therefore rare, or uncommon, or, if you prefer, weird.
This exercise has 2 upshots. First, the name "Roff" is likely to be registrable as a trade mark. No one has done this so far. However, given that there are almost 200 Roffs out there, sooner or later someone might get the idea of associating the esteemed Roff name with their crappy product. Why not beat them to the punch by registering "Roff" for your next busines venture? Think "Roff Band Management", "Roff Aircraft Maintenance", "Roff Lawyers", "Roff Wines", or "Roff... -whatever it is that Grant does".
The second implication is far more disturbing. You see, SFAS can also give you figures for similar surnames. Doing this for Roff yields the following:
That's right. THERE ARE MORE ROFFEYS THAN ROFFS! We are outnumbered! The only solutions that I can see are to: (a) start killing Roffeys (illegal and possibly immoral); or (b) increase our rate of reproduction. It's a good thing that Kate's getting married.
SFAS tells you how many people with a given surname are enrolled on an electoral roll in Australia. This is important for trade mark purposes because it can be hard to register common surnames as trade marks. IP Australia says that if SFAS returns a score of 750 or higher, your surname is reasonably common. As an example, SFAS tells us that there are 8,208 Nelsons on the electoral rolls. There are also 114,997 Smiths.
If you search for "Roff", you will find that there are a grand total of 188 enrolled Roffs in Australia. We are therefore rare, or uncommon, or, if you prefer, weird.
This exercise has 2 upshots. First, the name "Roff" is likely to be registrable as a trade mark. No one has done this so far. However, given that there are almost 200 Roffs out there, sooner or later someone might get the idea of associating the esteemed Roff name with their crappy product. Why not beat them to the punch by registering "Roff" for your next busines venture? Think "Roff Band Management", "Roff Aircraft Maintenance", "Roff Lawyers", "Roff Wines", or "Roff... -whatever it is that Grant does".
The second implication is far more disturbing. You see, SFAS can also give you figures for similar surnames. Doing this for Roff yields the following:
| Surname | Count |
| ROFF | 188 |
| ROFF MARSH | 1 |
| ROFF-MARSH | 2 |
| ROFF-SMITH | 7 |
| ROFFAELL | 3 |
| ROFFE | 97 |
| ROFFE-SILVESTER | 1 |
| ROFFEL | 7 |
| ROFFEY | 307 |
| ROFFEY-MITCHELL | 1 |
| ROFFMAN | 12 |
| ROFFMANN | 9 |
That's right. THERE ARE MORE ROFFEYS THAN ROFFS! We are outnumbered! The only solutions that I can see are to: (a) start killing Roffeys (illegal and possibly immoral); or (b) increase our rate of reproduction. It's a good thing that Kate's getting married.
Sunday, September 27
Mawwage
Thanks for reminding us about 'The Princess Bride' Kate. Great movie. So, is Joe the evil prince or the poor woodchopping hero? Longer version above. I think if you found a priest who was willing to recreate this scene at your wedding, that would trump anything Naomi, Joe or I have attempted at our weddings - Obvioiusly, as Julia put it so well, "Weddings are competitions". Can't wait.
Sue and Glenn only found out today as they are infrequent visitors to the blog. I was wondering if there are others who may not know (i.e. living in the real world and not in cyberspace)
Tuesday, September 22
What brings us together?
Yep, Joe and I are engaged! No, we don't know where or when the wedding will be...yes, Grant I knew when i came through Melbourne....no, I couldn't tell you because Zac and Liz didn't know yet so yes, you will have to forgive me :)
Wednesday, September 16
K8 hits town

Special guests in Melbourne this Friday night include Kate (passing through on the way to WA) and Alaine. Kate has some hours to kill between flights so an adventure has been planned. Amanda has been rehearsing recently with a band named "Your Animal" and they have a gig at a pub in Northcote on Friday night. It's an instrumentally minimalist outfit and Amanda is filling in for one of the girls in the picture until, I think, the end of the year. I know I should be able to give you an actual link to this (Adam - do it for me, will you?) but if you google "Your Animal - bad", you'll get to a site that has a recent live recording of the band (with Amanda on percussion and doing backing vocals) covering Michael Jackson's "Bad". Language warning right at the very end not from the band but the compere.
Click here to listen to some of there stuff or click here to listen to Bad and click play (language warning at the end!).
Other guests on the evening will include Annika who has just handed in her draft for her Honors thesis and will be letting her hair down for a few days. Nicholas will arrive late as he's a Western Bulldogs member and has a ticket to the game against St Kilda. Go Dogs. Dom could be quiet on the night as he's attending his school formal the night before and also attending an "after party", whatever that is, in St Kilda. He tells me he has no plans to attend school on Friday, the last day of the term. Why would you live in any other city? We're all looking forward to seeing Kate.







