Joe and Sarah are pregnant

I know, I know, it is not me that is officially pregnant. However, in empathy I tried to keep up with Sar in terms of weight gain during the last pregnancy (who knew that rugby training was good for keeping off the weight!?). Then she went and had 'lij, looked great, and left me with no alternative but to ensure she started growing again as soon as possible.

And yes, my plan is to keep Sarah pregnant for the next 10 years or so. And after that? Given how much the dodgy uncles look after themselves, doesn't appear to require any further effort after the age of 45 or so.