Friday, April 5
Win a plasma TV
Im going on an epic bike ride from Armidale to South West Rocks as part of the Tour de Rocks which raises money for Cancer Education. It cost to register and Ive have to sell $200 worth of raffle tickets. They are $5 each. If you send me $5 i'll send you a raffle ticket! I ride out in 2 weeks time. Appreciate your help. I have never been involved in any blood doping or taken any EPO in my career. I usually have 2 or 3 XXXX Golds at Tennis on a Monday night. Look out for my interview with Oprah.
7 comments:
If you aren't taking EPO, you aren't serious enough about winning! Regardless, put me down for 2 tickets Damo. How do we send you the cash?
Nick
Me too. I would prefer you were doping. I include cask red wine as a banned substance so you may qualify.
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I have faith in you Uncle Dam - you have the same amount of Tour de France wins AND twice the amount of testicles as Lance Armstrong.
Also "South West Rocks". I googled that. What is it South West of? Where were they when they named that?
Zac
I'll take $20 worth of tickets please. I can give you my cash at JakeFest.
Good on you! My advice: don't borrow a bike from Grant. It may or may not have brakes.
I'll take $20 worth of tickets please. I can give you my cash at JakeFest.
Good on you! My advice: don't borrow a bike from Grant. It may or may not have brakes.
Thanks lovers of performance enhancing drugs. You can send me the money the old fashioned way ie envelope, stamp etc. Again much appreciated. For you Zac, South West Rocks is pretty much South of North West Rocks. Also if you went West of South East Rocks, you would run into it. Turn right at the rock that looks like a bear then left at the bear that looks like a rock..
I had a quick look at the map and Armidale to the inappropriately named South West Rocks is ENTIRELY down-hill - surely that's a form of cheating? Good call on Lance Armstrong, Zac. Put me down for four tickets, Damio. My check is in the post...
Grant x
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