Sunday, April 3

Happy birthday Annika plus Rowan and Anna break-up news

Happy birthday Annika - 25 today (Sunday 3/4). We had a party at Nelson Road tonight (Amanda, Nick, Dom, Milly, Simone (housemate of Annika), Annika, Jules and myself. Annika had a party on Friday night for her 300 closest friends.
You know I'm not one to gossip BUT...
Rowan rang during the evening of Annika's party and talked to Anna. During the conversation, Anna said, "You should go to a bar if you're in the mood". Rowan heard it as, "Brett Marr isn't very good." Brett Marr is a retired Adelaide 36er basketball player. Marr is a nobody but Rowan took offence and paid out on Anna, who spent the rest of the night crying in a bedroom.
My advice is to cancel all tickets you've booked for the wedding...
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3 comments:

damian said...

Happy Birthday Annika! Did you get any presents?

10:37 pm
Rowan said...

Let me give you a little background on Brett Steven Maher (Grant, if you misspelt 'Maher' deliberately to get me to bite, you were successful). Brett Maher played in the NBL for 17 years playing for the Adelaide 36ers his entire career. He was won 3 NBL Championships, 6 Club MVPs, 2 Grand Final MVPs (only one other player has ever done that), and has the major Adelaide basketball court named after him.

It is because of this that there now exists the "Brett Maher defence" in the Adelaide legal system. In other words, if you commit a felony (such as assault), but can prove that it was to preserve Brett Maher's honour, you can expect to immediately walk out of the courtroom with a medal hanging from your neck, while the so called (and probably Melbournian) "victim" will get locked up for 6-12 thousand years or until they die... whichever comes first.

It is for these reasons that I stand behind decision to make a girl cry, just on the slight chance that I really did hear what I thought I heard.

Brett Maher rules.

6:41 pm
Rowan said...

Oh, and happy birthday Annika!

6:42 pm

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