Monday, February 14

Happy Birthday Dave Morely

I noticed in my diary, which I foolishly let people fill in at will at Harry's and Vicki's wedding, that yesterday was Dave Morely's Birthday. Happy Birthday Dave! At Lismore, Ash (popular pick on dinner party top 10's) Stu, me (Damian) and Dave (I prefer Christian names), played Golf ( I really believe that sport deserves a capital letter).

Innocently during the round ( which was played in difficult conditions), I asked Dave (Christian name) how old he was, to which he replied he was 46 ( I think that is right) ( Grant, am I overdoing the brackets thing?) (Can you do two brackets in a row ?) (How funny was the Mark Dapin article in the SMH last Saturday).

Anyway, it must have been a good two ( or maybe three) ( I tend to underestimate) ( as opposed to Grant) days, When Dave (Christian name), seemingly offended, asked why I looked shocked (two, or maybe three days ago), when he revealed his age ( at Golf). Being sensitive ( a Roff family trait), I could tell he was worried about being looking old (ancient) (like Grant). To which, I replied (sensitively), "Mate you look great!", I was shocked because you hang out with Grant!" (despite being relatively youthful) (compared to Grant).

To cut a short story long (irony), this highlights a couple of things;

1. Grant is (as everyone knows) great company.

2. Dave is a great bloke and a great friend to Grant.

God Bless Dave (Christian Name).

More to the point, Happy birthday Morely ( I mean Dave) ( I hope the diary entry is accurate). I hope you had a great day.

5 comments:

Morley said...

Aw shucks. Thanks for the birthday wishes Damian (christian name).
Actually, my main memory of that game of Golf revolves not around any question marks over my real-age:appearance ratio, but rather the carnage inflicted on Lismore by none other than Dodgy Stu.
I keep watching the news, but I still haven't heard any reports of innocent folk being killed by a stray Golf ball. I guess after six weeks or so, it's safe to assume nobody was maimed or worse.
I still don't think we'd be welcome back at Royal and Ancient Lismore, however.

Morley (not Morely) (brackets or otherwise).

Dom said...

Happy Birthday Uncle Morley.

daniel said...

More in honour of Mark Dapin than Mroley, it needs to be acknowledged on the occasion of his birthday that he - that is, Mroley - was the first person to openly criticise the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling for the lack of diversity in the cheeses used for the event. Check it out on Wikipedia. Happy Birthday to Mroley and everybody else.

Nick said...

Morley's a Wanker!! Happy birthday all the same...

grant said...

I, too, have had a long-standing concern regarding the mono-cheese bias of the organisers of the Gloucestershire Cheese-rolling competition and
Morley can only be commended for taking a stand on the issue despite it probably interrupting his birthday celebrations.
Keep up the good work, Dave, and happy birthday.
PS I think you got the brackets just right, Damian. I wouldn't have even noticed them if you hadn't brought it up...