Saturday, September 20

Alternate dimension

The Large Hadron Collider is having an effect: it's started to offer us glimpses into bizzare alternate realities. Below is just one chilling example - in this universe, very different from our own, Ashley Roff is a respected, upstanding pillar of the legal community...





Spooky.
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4 comments:

grant said...

All my worst fears about the Collider are coming true. Thanks for not showing Ash from the waist down - he would clearly be wearing fishnet stockings. In case it's any consolation, Andrew, we have a classified "safe" house. Feel free to use it as needs must.
PS What does Ash actually weight these days, sans wig?

9:03 pm
daniel said...

That's quite a white wig there, Uncle Ash. You need to copy Rumpole's old trick of throwing it on the ground and running it through some dust.

9:26 am
Newcastle Roffs said...

Nice picture, Ash, you look very dignified. Is this photo a before Pomaroy's or after Pomaroy's?

9:58 pm
damian said...

Andrew is not giving the full story. Ashley was a part of the ceremony when Andrew was made a barrister recently. Isnt that terrific! Congratulations Andrew. Bulk orders of fishnet stockings represent an economy of scale and thus big savings for the proposed firm of Roff, Roff and Roff.

5:52 pm

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