Wednesday, August 15

Hello family!
Grant yelled at me 2 nights ago for not blogging, so I thought I'd tell everyone about the new man in my life. Then I thought it would just be easier to show you with a picture. For all of my over-protective and picky family members I have to make a few points about how fabulous he is and how this photo displays this so well:
1. He is tall and handsome.
2. He has a steady job.
3. His hands are not placed in a suspect position in this photo.

as well as this he is made of fiberglass so he is very strong and he can't run away or talk back. I'm sure all my aunty's and married cousins are currently seething with jealousy. I know its innapropriate to talk about this on a family blog but we met on the main street of Newcastle and went to my friends house that night. This will be the first that mum and dad have heard about this, so in advance, sorry mum!

In other news, uni is going well, we are seeing patients now. I have perfected the art of explaining to patients that their gums aren't in pain and bleeding because I cut them while cleaning their teeth- but because they are inflamed! Its great- people believe me every time. If anyone is in the area and wants an appointment, just call me and I will arrange it. Also, one of my tutors that already loved me loves me even more because he is a Joe Roff fan and thinks Joe is a fabulous rugby player. I thought disagreeing with him wouldn't be a wise idea as he was about to mark me on my skills with my last patient who was bleeding and in agony as a result of my awesome teeth cleaning skills, so I let it go. Maybe when I graduate I'll tell him what I really think.
Til the next time family dearest, Mil

ps- congratulations to all the new mums and dads! you're babies are gorgeous, but when is the cutest baby competition going to begin?
pps- happy birthday lizzy! you look gorgeous, hope you behaved yourself when you went out... oh and happy birthday Rock, I'm sure you looked pretty too.

8 comments:

WA ROFF's said...

Luv your new man Millie - he's very...er...shiny.

daniel said...

Milly's sad love life, guaranteed.

Anonymous said...

hey mil, does he have a brother?

Jake said...

Cutest baby competitions are very dangerous Milly. One to stay clear of. Admittedly that is only because other parents are jealous of how good looking my kids are!!

P.S. please never go near my teeth

Jake

grant said...

Great blog, Millicent, but I fear your new lover may have been abducted by force and I'd like to hear his version of events. He'd be a typical male, I suppose - won't talk about the emotional stuff. Be careful about stealing stuff; remember what happened to Ashley and the cheese...

harry said...

milly, keep him high because the second he sobers up he is so leaving you.

damian said...

Hey Milly, I used to play footy with your new man's father. He was a tight head prop known as The Fat Controller. Just for the record, that young man looks like trouble. The Fat Controller was not a good citizen.

amanda said...

Uncle Damian, when are you going to write a book. I would pay money just for a "collected works" of your comments on the roff report!