Adam, I may need some help...

First of all, I'd like to say Happy Birthday to Grant. Although, I must say that it is very rare to hear the words "Grant" and "honour" in the same sentence. Unless, of course, the sentence reads: "Yes, your Honour, my name is Grant Roff and I reluctantly admit to the following...". But since we're doing things 'in your honour', I might just read a few pages of Ulysses. And then ask for those moments of my life back.

Secondly, it is a truly humbling experience to win the award for selecting the most songs in the JJJ Hottest 100...What am I talking about? Humbling? Nonsense. It's a huge boost to my already tremendous ego. So while some naysayers may like to point out that I am the alternative music equivalent of a 'Top 40 teeny-bopper', to them I simply say that 'I am the coolest of the cool; the man so down with the youth of today that I even know what sort of music they like before they do and can even join in with what's going down, like, you know. Man.'

Thirdly, the reason I am writing is that I was told, by The Roff Report, that I needed to get a google account to post comments and that that would mean I was part of the updated blogger version. I duly did this and was then told that The Roff Report itself hadn't updated and that I am now not a team member. Hence an inability to post comments. My question, then, is this: can anybody help me?

P.S. Mum's name is spelt with a silent 'Ph'. You never know it's there until you actually write her name. 'Mariphanne'.

Daniel.