Thursday, June 12

Happy Birthday Andrew!

Many strange things have happened in the Roff family over the years: Nick managed to find a university that would accept him; Milly discovered a way to be a vegetarian without ever actually having to eat vegetables; and Uncle Damian learned in his late 40's of the "serviette". However, harnessing the full magical power of the serviette appears to at times remain beyond his grasp. One day, Uncle Damian, one day. 

 

Another incredible thing happened over the weekend: Andrew "Egg" Roff' had his 30th Birthday and invited his relatives. Alaine, Zac and I made our way over for the festivities to represent the Roffs. Whilst in Adelaide, I discovered a number of things that blew my mind: 

 

1.       There is a Zac in the world taller than Zac. Zac Roff Was swiftly replaced; 

2.       There is no shortage of daggy jumpers in Adelaide;

3.       Roast chestnuts are ace;

4.       Rowan can organise an entire playlist for a lengthy party that consists entirely of Adelaide 'musicians';

5.       There is a wine called the Charblanc;

6.       The "Double Down Burger" is still available for purchase despite the best efforts of medical science to see it consigned to the dustbin of history.

 

In a viking-style raid the three of us swept in to town, pillaged all of the delicious food Cathie had to offer, plundered all of the thirst-quenching alcohol Ashley could provide and changed the course of human history by being the first people to buy a beer at the top of Mt Lofty AND THEN TAKE IT OUTSIDE TO DRINK WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY TAKE IN THE MAGNIFICENT VIEW!

 

We were treated like rock stars and on behalf of Alaine and Zac, I would like to thank all of the Adelaide Roffs for their wonderful hospitality and wish Andrew a Happy Birthday! He is a good egg.

 

Who has the next birthday?

Wednesday, June 4

Jaguar Shark in the Phillipines

This is the second batch of photos and video from the camera dad and julia got us. So I can lose it now and it will still be worth it. This is from a few weeks ago. Annika was the best host imaginable and she is even funnier and grown uppier than I remembered. Thanks Panic. These pics are all from Apos Island. We were there for Easter and watched Passion of the Christ at the local village projected onto a sheet. 


Monday, May 26

Daniel Stuart Roff, Barrister at Law

Daniel Stuart Roff graduated from Barrister School on the weekend. The finale of the month long intense course was a Mock Trial on Saturday. The matter was insurance fraud. Daniel and three other barristers battled it out in front of a real judge and they examined and cross-examined “real” witnesses. Daniel was confident in the court room and the Judge seemed to be impressed. Daniel made good use of the “objection” function, even challenging  a witness statement that King Street Newtown was deserted at 8.30pm on Saturday night.  Marianne, Stuart and Alaine went to the Sydney Law Courts to see Daniel in action and try on the wig!

 

Daniel begins his career as a Barrister today in a windowless “office” with a blown light bulb. Fortunately, the whole Chambers is very impressive, with many leather bound books and a rich mahogany smell.

 

The Stuart Roffs also got to catch up with Kate and Joe on their way through to the USA. It was an absolute delight to meet Samuel. He’s gorgeous, and very articulate for a two year old. Kate and Joe are still taking name suggestions for baby number two.

 

Friday, May 2

Brad Forrest

….speaking of newspapers?

Moving to Bardwell Park has given me access to Brad Forrest's columns in the local Leader newspaper. This appeared in his Tuesday 29 April column. I wonder if it will make it to the blog.

Brendan

 

 

Saturday, April 26

Anzac Day

The Anzac Day service in Perth afforded us a chance to check out Jim Seage's tree. It was a good. Moment to reflect on the service to the nation of the Roff and Seage clans

Rock

Friday, April 25

Party at my place!

...actually, party at mum and dad's place. Click the invitation below for a larger version:



Everybody is welcome. Even Harry. If you're thinking of coming, let me know by leaving a comment here, emailing me at roffa [at] tpg [dotcomdot] au, or calling or texting me, mum or dad. It'll be good times!

Tuesday, April 22

10 Years Black

The nice report of Aunty Betty's 90th on Sunday reminded me of her and Black's common birthday, and of the 10 year anniversary of Black's passing yesterday ( 21/4/04). Jan and I called in on the East Gosford memorial wall on our recent visit and his and Eileen's plaques still look good ( apart from Black's being a bit bent, but we figured that was a metaphor for his life) . God bless both of them, and God bless Aunty Betty !!!

It's Anzac week now, and we thought we'd drop into Kings Park ( Perth) to pay our respects to Jim Seage's name on the memorial wall and his tree. 

Don't be writing the Dockers or the Force off just yet.

Rock

Samuel turns 2...

While there are a few other birthdays we should probably acknowledge, nobody throws a party like a two-year-old. This was Samuel's (a garden party brunch)...

Love from WA

Sunday, April 20

Betty hits 90

Hi all,
Mum made it to the big 9-oh landmark today - 20th April!
She always gives us smile whenever we visit and always seems interested in the trials and tribulations of our lives but I'm not sure anything really registers. But the smiles are worth it!  Brendan always gets plenty of reaction and smiles with ukulele renditions of Ain't She Sweet !
Took her for a walk around the retirement village on a glorious Good Friday morning to discover a big bunch of flowers that Tony and Malle had ordered sitting on the doorstep of their old unit (Dad moved from a unit into a service apartment last year, and mum's been in the nursing home for a while) so the rest of the walk she clutched the flowers happily in her lap.

Dad unfortunately couldn't be with mum today.  He had a fall a week ago and after a few days in the SAN hospital he is now in Lady Davidson for some rehab.  Nothing too serious, but they won't let him out until he is a bit firmer on his feet.  He's a star spending much of his normal day by Mum's bedside.  A good respite for him being in Lady Davidson for a week or two.
Happy Easter to all.
Martin Jenny Adam and Tania

Thursday, March 27

News from WA

In light of Dad's comments that I have "let myself go" a bit lately, I should probably announce that Joe and I are expecting.
We are due early October and are taking name suggestions...

Kate
x

Saturday, March 22

Singapore

Hello! For those of you not on Facebook, I am currently in the process of moving to Singapore. I leave in a couple of weeks, and it should be pretty hectic there for a while, but then after that I would love to have visitors!! Liz has already booked tickets, and Annika is threatening to come up as well! I hope everything is well, hopefully a bit more of a chance to see everyone now that i am a little closer to home!! Zac

Friday, March 7

underwater

Dad and Julia got us a waterproof camera for xmas and I promised to share some pictures. It is pretty exciting because it is the first photos I have in the surf. Also, I haven't lost the camera yet!


Sydney Cousins

Hey all,

I am missing family at the moment so it was good to catch up with Paris and Alaine and Daniel and Nick all at once last week. I had my Murray cousins Genevieve, Benedict and Leo in tow, as well as Sonya so it was a fun crowd. I think they kicked on in Newtown after Sonya and I went home at a sensible hour and it is unclear who is leading who astray. Nice to see you all!


Saturday, March 1

Bodies beautiful

We're currently being visited by friends of the Damian Roffs from Canada. Max has been in training for a body-building competition which will take place tomorrow. I've decided to enter as well. I wonder how I'll go? Max is with his mother, Sylvie, and we're very much enjoying their company.


Saturday, February 8

Best present ever

Best present
The Christmas draw can sometimes throw up some real duds but I hit the jackpot this year with Lily buying for me. I got a VW Kombi wind-chime! The Kombi is annoying enough for Julia already but now it makes beautiful music when I drive it. I absolutely love the present, Lily, and I know you chased it up yourself on the Interweb so that makes it extra-special.
In other post-Christmas news, I finally finished the Dylan biography Daniel lent me - all four million pages of it. The author forgot why he was writing it about half way through and it turned into extended liner-notes for all Dylan's albums. I bet Bob hasn't read it. That's four months of my life I'll never get back. Thanks for nothing, Daniel!
Julia and I are off to see Annika in early March which will be very interesting. Nick has finished working and will start his Arts degree shortly. He and Dom have just been home for a swim (40 degrees here at the moment) and their share house seems to be working out well. We camped on the river up at Amanda's place last weekend (again, two 40 degree days) and she's in good shape as well, beavering away on her PhD and chasing snakes. A new CD from her band, Harmony, has just been released and is getting rave reviews.
Work is keeping me busy - two magazines now: Motorcycle Trader and its NZ equivalent. A couple more years perhaps and then off to the bush, although we might go earlier depending on the housing market.
Sorry we missed your birthday, Cal, but hope it was a good one. A big happy birthday to Uncle Ash as well for tomorrow.

If you print this email, please recycle it. Paper is renewable, recyclable and the natural support of ideas.

Friday, January 17

Summer Solstice 2014

Hi all! I was wondering if we, as a family, will be celebrating the Summer Solstice together on the 21st of December this year? I know that there is some religious thing around the same time period, which was sadly appropriated from its original date just a few days before during the 4th century to make sure that the Church appealed to pagans as well, but i still think that it would be great to see everyone!! Unfortunately for me, I will actually need to start thinking about this in terms of flights, holidays from work ETC, so what are we thinking? Recently got back from my Christmas and New Years trip to Canada, it was very fun and the Damo Roffs should be happy to know that my awesome Calgary Flames t-shirt (gift last year) almost got me punched seeing as i was firmly in Canucks territory. It was an excellent holiday and nice to get away! Next is a trip to the very north of Norway to try to track down these elusive Northern Lights and then hopefully the French Open a bit later in the spring. Hope all is well!

Wednesday, January 8

Happy Birtdhay Toodie

Tood will no doubt be celebrating his birthday with KFC and a challis of port.

Thursday, January 2

Portrait Model

RMIT 2013 Photo Imaging Grad Show - Best Portrait Portfolio - Best in Show.

Tuesday, December 24

Kearton-Roff Christmas



We've just come back from a soup at our favourite Vietnamese soup palace and everyone else is watching a movie while I write this on Christmas eve. Missing in action are Adam and Amanda who are spending a week with Cathie in Newcastle. We'll all meet again tomorrow for Christmas lunch with special guests including Julia's mother, Norma, and Julia's sister, Venita, and her three boys. We have a new deck and the pool is good enough to swim in without getting communicable diseases. Should be ace.
Highlights of the year include Damian's birthday where all the brothers were assembled again as a sign of respect for our youngest member. It was a terrific weekend. We drove up from Newcastle with Stuart and Marianne and drove back with Ash and Cathie - quality time which included an old-fashioned, creek-side picnic on the return journey.
Jules and I broke new ground personally in 2013 by actually going to a financial planner. As it turns out, I'm richer beyond my wildest dreams as long as I die in about 2016. The planner actually told me when I was going to meet my maker: I have 21 years left and Julia has 26 which confirms what I've always thought - she only married me for my money.
IF we move to the bush and buy a house worth less than $450,000, we might make it until the time runs out. Sounds like a plan.
We'll be in Box Hill for another three years before any of this happens and as long as Bauer Media doesn't find out what I'm really like, I should be employed until then. Julia seems content to continue with her instructional design job and will be put on full-time again in February of 2014. Clearly she's valued in the position.
You'll read about Annika below - all going well there. Nick is quitting his highly paid job with the ANZ bank next year to go back to uni (again) but this time to do an arts degree. We all went to his band's gig last night (Cool Sounds) and he and Dom are sharing an inner-city house which is in the middle of the middle of the best part of Melbourne. If you're visiting, stay there rather than here, but you might have to sleep upright.
Dom will finish his communications degree half-way through 2014 but probably won't work in his major, public relations. My guess is communications will be in his future, though.
Amanda is killing her PhD, playing lots of music with the Ukes and Harmony, and still has Dan Kelly on the side. I'd like to disapprove but I caught up with him recently at a Harmony gig and I can't help but like him. Emotional maturity can't be that far away...
Adam continues to brain them in the NSW government in the environment area and now has a team reporting to him - maybe eight or so. In the end we'll probably all be relying on his income.
Good luck, everyone, in 2014. It's a special treat to be in a family like this and it's terrific to be able to stay in touch through new media. I know all the younger ones are in constant contact through facebook and the like but don't forget the Roff Report.
Lots of love from Grant and the Keartons in Melbourne.

Kate and Joe's world



We believe this video nicely sums up what we've been working on this year...
Merry Christmas everyone!

Love, Kate Joe and Samuel

Merry Christmas

In the spirit of Christmas, and by king's decree, here's a brief update from me.



I'm currently enjoying a vacation from the Philippines, back home in Melbourne for Christmas. The thing I notice and like the most about being back in Australia is the absence of roosters. My town in the Philippines is a lot like Zac's town in Norway, except it doesn't snow, it's never quiet, and, I wager, there are significantly more roosters.

It's been a big year establishing myself in the Philippines, completing my first volunteer assignment with the Youth Ambassadors program, and signing a second volunteer contract with the Red Cross. Over the past 12 or so months I have done some work promoting climate change adaptation and environmental protection; made good friends with my local colleagues and a motley crew of Australian and American volunteers; grown accustomed to being called "ma'amsir" by Filipinos (who struggle with gendered titles and pronouns); consumed a lot of MSG and fresh coconut juice; enjoyed countless weekend vacations in tropical island paradise; survived a super typhoon; and mastered the arts of text messaging and karaoke. While there are lots of challenges living and working in this part of the world, on the whole, life is good, and I'm grateful for the opportunity I've had to get to know this country and its people.

Julia and Amanda both paid visits this year, and in 2014 I am looking forward to showing Grant, Nick and Adam around. Join them if you can! In the meantime, I hope everyone enjoys a very merry Christmas, and a healthy and happy 2014.

Love Annika xx

Monday, December 23

Christmas with the Stuart Roffs

Individually the Stuart Roffs aren't that interesting so we are blogging as a collective.

We are all at the Manor for Christmas this year and for the first time in a long time we have a Christmas tree. The Jerry Garcia Christmas bauble will make a special appearance on the day. RIP Jerry. 

The fridge is getting a work out since we're all back, hence the note left by Marianne, which reads, "Don't stand there with the fridge door open!" 

Just under five months ago, our family grew by one. Josh is such a delight and seriously cute. We've included a video of Josh in his Jolly Jumper. You've never seen a happier kid. We are all amazed that Harry has turned out be such a good father. Really surprised. Although he did learn a very valuable lesson today: drinking beers for 12 hours and staying up late with Daniel is a bad idea with a five month old. He's not looking too good. Fortunately Vicky is more responsible. Together, they are natural parents and they've produced the most beautiful little person. 

Vicki and Josh will be heading to NZ for two months at the end of January. This will give Vicki an opportunity to spend time with her brother and sister in-law, Issac and Angela, who are expecting their first baby very soon. Barry and Alice will also be in NZ with the kids. Haz will visit for two weeks but will otherwise take the opportunity to do some renovations to their house in Brisbane. 

Marianne and Stuart have had a great year. They are thrilled to be grandparents and you have to beg Marianne to hand over Josh for a cuddle. They are thriving at the Manor and the grounds are looking spectacular. Their much loved rescue chickens had to be adopted out because they were digging up the neighbour's gardens. Apparently five acres wasn't enough for them. The neighbour offered to build a run but Marianne and Stuart couldn't bring themselves to contain their little free-spirited chickens. Coming home to the Manor is not the same as it used to be without Chloe Roff to greet you. Chloe is irreplaceable and very much missed. RIP little Chloe.  
 
In the middle of the year, Marianne and Stuart embarked on a three month odyssey through Europe. Bravely, they hired a car to travel around. Surprisingly, they are still married. When not in the car, they had an amazing time. Highlights included Bled Castle in Slovenia and 2-euro wine. They are planning their next three month trip to the US in late 2014. 

Daniel resigned from his job as a solicitor this year to sit his bar exams, which he surprisingly passed, so he will be a fully fledged Barrister as of May. It is disturbing, though, to know he models himself on Cleaver Greene. Aside from that, after a brief period of panic, he managed to get Tinder back on his phone and is now taking the dating world by storm. Although jobless and penniless, he is taking a different girl out each night. Sometimes the girl will even see him twice. Stuart is super proud and thrilled that his advice "Don't you ever let a chance go by" has been embraced so enthusiastically. 

With Marianne and Stuart away for three months this year, Alaine took the opportunity to have some time out from Sydney and look after Chloe and the Manor. She attempted to resign from her job to do this but her employers insisted she work and that she work from home if necessary. She was paid to sleep in and work in her pyjamas. Heaven. In their parent's absence, Alaine, Daniel and Milly hosted a Great Gatsby themed party at the Manor. Forty or so of their friends donned flappa dresses, feathers, suits and even a yellow car to make the night a huge success. No complaints from the neighbours! Wait, what neighbours? Alaine has now officially resigned from the job that let her work from home, which was her fourth resignation from that same job in six years, and will be starting with a new company in January. Although it is a great opportunity to advance her career, she will miss having a car and an office cat. 

Milly was accepted into Newcastle University at the start of the year to do a Bachelor of Arts. She's managed to fit in full time uni, part time work and a hectic social life this past year. Her results have been excellent and she has loved being back at Uni. Although life is good in Newcastle, Mil will potentially move to Melbourne early next year. The idea is that she would take over Annika's room while Annika is still in the Philippines. If you haven't been to this share house, you should visit. There are endless tea cups, tea pots, cushions, blankets and X-files DVDs. There is also a sweet veggie garden out the back. Not sure what Mil will do for work down there but she's had it, well, up to her teeth with teeth.

Half way through typing this, Jake, Kel, Lauchie and Maisie stopped in for a visit. Much fun!

Life is good. We wish you all a very merry Christmas, wherever and with whomever you may be celebrating.  


Sunday, December 15

Zac's Town

By Royal Decree of Jake, King of Cousins (which I have just noticed is a title that we should DEFINATELY start to refer to purely by acronym), I have agreed to write something up on the Blog. Normally I just do this when something fun or cool happens, but I thought that this would be a good chance to show you a little about my life here in Kongsberg!!
So this is my life! I work alot, which is all of about 3mins walk from my apartment. My apartment is a one bedroom loft above a family. There is a ski slope that is about a 10min walk from my house, and we try to get up there for a ski about twice a week. The snow has just arrived and the town is looking pretty. We have a river, which is super fun in summer, and not AS useful in winter!!
I quite like it, but its often quiet and a bit boring - shops arent open on Sunday and there is very little music. Luckily, Oslo is only an hour on the train, and that makes things a bit more bareable. Christmas soon - Im ducking over to Canada to spend it with a friend's family, so that should be nice. Hope everyone is having a great time in the lead up to Xmas and that everyone gets some nice family time!! Zac

Wednesday, December 11

The Lismore Roff Front Row

Merry Christmas Roffs. I am putting the challenge out there (as King of the Cousins) for every family / uncle / extradite cousin to post something of their lives on the Roff Report before Christmas because a) We are a very interesting family and that needs to be shared and b) We don't get to have our reunion this year.

The last piece of interesting Roff business that I saw in Social Media Land was a photo of Grant as the inspiration for a competition winning photography on Facebook. The older generation need to see this on the Roff Report. The younger generation need to stop calling themselves Rolf - and I'm pretty sure that Amelia was not christened Milky.

Thursday, November 28

Lachlan turns 8 with a soccer party

If I knew what 50 divided by 8 was, I'd be able to tell you how many more of Lachlan's lives Damio has led.
In saying that, Lachlan has probably experienced more and has more toys than Damio already.