Tuesday, October 27

Marie Rudinger visits and some Roff family history

On a  buttered roll with this technology (I hope).
Aunty Marie Rudginger visited recently from Albany W.A., and stayed with Betty and Ken before attending her granddaughter's wedding in Wagga Wagga. The significance of this lady in your lives should be brought to the attention of you younger Roffs. Firstly, she knows the Waifs, and has a story to tell,  but that's another story.
Marie is Ken Seage's cousin, her mother and Dad's mother both being Bernasconi's, and the children of John Bernasconi who, in the 1880's sometime, along with his brother, married a pair of Newton sisters, the progeny of Adam Newton, Baker, 28 King Street Sydney. (There is a Newton Lane off King Street named in his honour - check it in the street directory, or have a night out at the Japanese restaurant that now occupies the site.) Adam Newton, baker, fathered 7 children with wife Elizabeth,  but he died I guess quite young, and left Elizabeth a youngish widow. So she married William Roff of Glebe, and bore 2 more children with him, Fred and Jack, the latter of course the father of Neil and Betty. Elizabeth sounded quite a lady, running pubs, then the bakery when Adam died, and raising 9 children in her spare time. Alas she died when the Roff kids were very young, Jack barely 2 years old, and so they were put in care of the elder Newton siblings, notably an Aunty Eva. Another story.
Back to Marie, remember Marie? Story about Marie. She was orphaned at an early age too, and so she and her siblings were also farmed out to relatives here and there, one of whom was Catherine Bernasconi, the youngest of John Bernasconi's daughters, aunt to both Marie and Ken, and often referred to in our generation as Aunty Doll. Doll took over the errant operations of her father's newsagency, errnat because he was trade stock, his father a gilder, and he not very good with accounts and books. The remnants if the newsagency still stand today as a Chinese laundry diagonally opposite the new look Redfern Oval park, but with 'Sydney Morning Herald' painted on the street awning.  Daniel and Alaine know the Redfern territory, and I have witnessed first-hand Daniel speaking Redfernian. Anyway, in taking over the newsagency, the story goes that Aunty Doll enlisted the help and support of a young Jack Roff of the Newton side of the family who was 'doing his articles' (a term Mum used) on his path to being an 'articled' lawyer. The Roff-Newton clan were close to the Bernaconi's, it seems, so Marie and Neil and Betty used to kick around a bit in their younger days. Marie recalled that she, being quite petite in height, would insist the lanky Neil Roff walk in the gutter as they strolled the promenade, to even things up height wise. Family friend, pillar of society, Jack Roff was asked to be MC at Marie's 21st birthday as  her own parents were not around, and Jack was a natural at entertaining a crowd. As people entered the party, Aunty Doll on door duty, and perhaps adept at speaking Redfernian herself, announced to a shyish (?) Neil Roff 'Here is someone tall for you to dance with, Neil' and placed the vivacious Eileen Forrest on his arm for the evening. And so your dynasty started. Eileen worked with Marie and a bevvy of others at the tax department. So the story goes.
Betty might be looking a bit weary in the photo-this is early September- but she had just returned the day before from a  week in hospital, courtesey of a fall in her quest to answer the phone (own up if it was you calling), where they prodded and probed her throughout the week deciding on a course of action for a suspected break, but in the end sent her packing otherwise untouched. Dad looks glad to have her home.
I aoplogise for the grainy quality of the photo, but in meeting Aunty Marie at the airport, my  car window was smashed in the Secure' operated carpark and my computer carry bag extracted which would have disappointed the extractor as it did not have a computer in it. But it did have my camera, and the memories of kimi and my trip to Trufflestan earlier this year. This kind of thing never happened in the Camry, the perils of having a new and opulent looking vehicle. So for now I rely on the mobile phone to record my life's journey. Regards

Monday, October 26

Camry central and Melbourne gossip


Amanda has purchased a new car and, guess what, it's a Camry! This time it's a sedan (or "sports car", as she prefers to call it). It belonged to the father of the wife of a mate who lives on a farm in Molong in NSW and had done 90,000km before he died. The mate's daughter added about 30,000km before she decided she didn't need it in Sydney. It should be good for another 300,000km so check the Roff Report in 2020 for an update.
In other Amanda news, the Ukes are the support act for an east-coast tour by the Black-eyed Susans. It's the usual - the Ukes play the first set and then the band uses them as back-up singers to add a bit of exotica to the main show. I'm not sure of the dates but check the Black-eyed Susans web sites for details. Sydney and Melbourne are for sure. Amanda is up-to-date with her creative writing degree and getting excellent results. She's finally found a room so she can have an address again. The house is centrally located but doesn't have hot water. Lucky it's summer...
Adam came down for the motorcycle GP and we spent many happy hours in a campground which was an introduction to hell. I thought the fence was to keep non-payers out but it was to seal the evil within. He loves his new job and has just purchased a new bike: a Suzuki SV1000 which is faster than the combined top speeds of all the bikes I own.
Annika has handed in her Honours thesis and is fending off job offers in both academia and the development field. She'll actually take a job in 2010 and finally make some money. Watch this space for details.
Nick came home at 5.00am on Saturday, got a refreshing two hours sleep and then when up to Emerald to play cricket. Being of sound mind, of course, he forgot to take his cricket kit. He was out for eight after being dropped three times and the team lost. I've had a chat to him regarding his responsibilities with team sports but it's like playing the violin to a water buffalo. My point is that if you play team sports, you have to respect the other members. This might involve giving your best on the day - difficult, I suspect, if you've arrived at the ground straight from the casino. He did, however, get a distinction for his first essay in his Bachelor of Business degree so fingers' crossed. He's still enjoying his job with ANZ bank.
Dom's new band is doing its first gig at a winery on Phillip Island next weekend. His broken thumb has healed well and his guitar playing is improving rapidly (watch out, Jake) after a few months of acutal lessons.
Julia quit her job at TAFE today which, everyone who lives with her agrees, was an excellent decision. She'll probably take up an extra few days with the private company she's now working for which is e-learning based but which she enjoys because she doesn't have reaponsibility for staff. Relaxed Julia will be on display in 2010.
Against my better judgement, I've just had a number four blade cut (hair and beard!) today. Dom tells me it's starting to grow back already. Good. I've finished teaching for this year but, under the tyrany of higher education, I have to do it again starting in March next year! Will the suffering never end...

Roffy and Rupert on Rage!



'Backyard Cricket' made it to Rage! All those wasted nights watching as a young bloke, and now that I can't stay up that late, I bloody miss it - It was aired in the4.00am time slot between Lynyrd Skynyrd and Troy Casser-Daley! I'm excited. Link for proof below.

http://www.abc.net.au/rage/archive/s2722242.htm

Sunday, October 25

Backyard Cricket is riveting

Backyard cricket is riveting.
I hope this gets through.

Saturday, October 24

Pushing your kids early can pay dividends

Tour de France training
Squash training (which turned into a yelling competition)
Strength gained in the gym can be utilised in a variety of sports
Rock school
Olympic diving

Thursday, October 15

Oh, by the way I went to Canada last holidays

Tim swimming in one of the many lakes near Banff - looks lovely but FREEZING!!!



Canoeing on the famous Lake Louise one hour from Banff



Kathy and I in our executive suite - too good for us but we lapped it all up


Me on top of Whistler Mountain where the next winter Olympics will be held



Hi All
Long time no blog! Thought I'd better post a few snaps of my trip in JULY to Canada with my sister Kathy. But before I do ... Happy Birthday Haz and Fantastic song Jake!!!

Kathy and I spent 3 1/2 weeks (if you ask Damain he will say it was 10 weeks, but he is a saint for graciously letting me go without a fuss) driving a car 2000km through British Columbia and Alberta and we had a wonderful time. The main reason for the trip was to visit her youngest son Tim who is currently working at a flash resort in Banff, but he will be home by Xmas so we had to act fast.
Highlights included : 4 nights in a chalet in Whistler thanks to Kathy's god daughter who has a Canadian boyfriend and his parents are very wealthy; driving from Jasper to Banff past the famous Columbian glacier along the most scenic road in the world; staying for 8 nights at the hotel where Tim works for $40 each a night and getting bumped up to the top floor where the movie stars stay; and hanging out with my sister and laughing our way around Canada.
I loved it so much that I am keen to arrange a teacher exchange sometime in the future.
Hope to see you all soon.
Love Jenny xxx

Monday, October 12

Harry hits a quarter of a century

We are not talking about backyard cricket here (great film clip Jake). We are talking about Harry Matthew Roff aka Horatio Hornblower, sway, Hazza etc, turning 25 tomorrow - 13th October. Many happy returns Haz, thinking of you in Taiwan as we are sitting by the beach at South West Rocks watching for whales an dolphins. Had a great visit from Sue and Lockie who would have to be close to being the fifth cutest child in the family. Lots of love and best wishes. We did buy Hary 25x $2 scratchies only to find we are not able to send them to Taiwan as it is a form of gambling. We had great fun scratching them for Harry and he won $32 which we reinvested and reinvested again until there was nothing left. You will have to be content with being lucky in love Harry. Mum & Dad

Saturday, October 10

Backyard Cricket video



Things to look out for;
- Mick Seage (bowling a great off-cutter, dropping an easy catch, and displaying his elbow star tattoo whilst forcing a stumping)
- Kelly Roff's back-up vocals
- Luke Cannon (Sue's nephew / my cousin) - His girlfriend also directed/produced the video
- Rupert McCall (Brisbane sports poet who wrote the poem/lyrics)
- The Grey Nicolls Quad Scoop
- The Kat

The Adventures of Horatio Hornblower

Harry and I recently caught up with each other for a couple of days in Singapore before I went and spent a few more days in Hong Kong. He's a top bloke, old Hazza, and we saw all that we could see in Singapore within about 18 hours. So three days was excessive. I even lost "half-trained" for a while when he got kicked out of a function we'd crashed at the Hilton Hotel. His solution for telling me that he'd been kicked out was to look for an internet cafe, to access Facebook, to find my mobile phone number, so that he could call me from a payphone. Brilliant.

Anyway, he recommended I stay at a particular place in Hong Kong when I got there because it was cheap and clean. I followed his directions as best I could but have a feeling that I may have got them slightly wrong. At least, I hope I did. You see, when I asked for a room I was quoted "$150 without a girl. Or $220 with a girl." Since my Cantonese isn't particularly good, I asked, in the loudest and slowest English possible, whether "girl means bathroom". It turns out it doesn't. As Stuart said to me the other day, "It was an extra $10 Australian dollars a night. You should have gone for it." Ah, regrets.

Sunday, October 4

Aboriginal Knockout



The Photos are of the mob at the K.O. plus Lily and her new real life Barbie doll.

This is a double post. Firstly I will talk about the footy and Cathie will talk about the off field fun.
If you have not been to one of these events, you should. 64 Aboriginal rugby league teams competing. If you win, your town gets to host the next one. Narwan, the team from Armidale won last year beating La Perouse. The football is unbelievable with all the attacking flair that you would expect plus defences really climbing into each other, ie there is a huge care factor. NRL stars come back to represent their communities which adds to the excitement. Narwan beat Lismore Kooris, Northern United, in the quarter finals today. Despite Cathie's allegiances, my guess is Narwan will play Walgett in the final. The sideline is pretty entertaining as well! I will pass you on to Cathie.

Really I've fallen asleep already as it's the last night and it's been a big day with huge matches. I may never speak to Damian again though because Mindarriba one of the Newcastle/Maitland teams, plays Narwan in the semi at 9am tomorrow. Jacinda a friend and her three children, Deandre 6, Noah 4 and Tyerra 2 and I drove up on Friday for the knockout and it''s been a great treat staying with the Damian Roffs. All the kids have got on really well and Jenny sent Lily and Noah, the most explosive two, to their separate corners for timeout after a set to on the trampoline that rivalled some of the foul play on the field today. We leave tomorrow and I hope not too disappointed after the semis. The Yarnteen Yowies were out on the first day, the Hunter Hawkes today so we have all our hopes in Minda for tomorrow. Go Mindarriba!

Saturday, October 3

Tuesday, September 29

Variations on a theme

Recently I've been spending way too much time thinking about trade marks. Initially, I thought this was not a very Roff-related activity. Then I realised that IP Australia has a service called "Search For Australian Surnames" (or SFAS, if you speak Canberran).

SFAS tells you how many people with a given surname are enrolled on an electoral roll in Australia. This is important for trade mark purposes because it can be hard to register common surnames as trade marks. IP Australia says that if SFAS returns a score of 750 or higher, your surname is reasonably common. As an example, SFAS tells us that there are 8,208 Nelsons on the electoral rolls. There are also 114,997 Smiths.

If you search for "Roff", you will find that there are a grand total of 188 enrolled Roffs in Australia. We are therefore rare, or uncommon, or, if you prefer, weird.

This exercise has 2 upshots. First, the name "Roff" is likely to be registrable as a trade mark. No one has done this so far. However, given that there are almost 200 Roffs out there, sooner or later someone might get the idea of associating the esteemed Roff name with their crappy product. Why not beat them to the punch by registering "Roff" for your next busines venture? Think "Roff Band Management", "Roff Aircraft Maintenance", "Roff Lawyers", "Roff Wines", or "Roff... -whatever it is that Grant does".

The second implication is far more disturbing. You see, SFAS can also give you figures for similar surnames. Doing this for Roff yields the following:

Surname Count
ROFF 188
ROFF MARSH 1
ROFF-MARSH 2
ROFF-SMITH 7
ROFFAELL 3
ROFFE 97
ROFFE-SILVESTER 1
ROFFEL 7
ROFFEY 307
ROFFEY-MITCHELL 1
ROFFMAN 12
ROFFMANN 9

That's right. THERE ARE MORE ROFFEYS THAN ROFFS! We are outnumbered! The only solutions that I can see are to: (a) start killing Roffeys (illegal and possibly immoral); or (b) increase our rate of reproduction. It's a good thing that Kate's getting married.

Sunday, September 27

Mawwage



Thanks for reminding us about 'The Princess Bride' Kate. Great movie. So, is Joe the evil prince or the poor woodchopping hero? Longer version above. I think if you found a priest who was willing to recreate this scene at your wedding, that would trump anything Naomi, Joe or I have attempted at our weddings - Obvioiusly, as Julia put it so well, "Weddings are competitions". Can't wait.

Sue and Glenn only found out today as they are infrequent visitors to the blog. I was wondering if there are others who may not know (i.e. living in the real world and not in cyberspace)

Tuesday, September 22

What brings us together?



Yep, Joe and I are engaged! No, we don't know where or when the wedding will be...yes, Grant I knew when i came through Melbourne....no, I couldn't tell you because Zac and Liz didn't know yet so yes, you will have to forgive me :)

Wednesday, September 16

K8 hits town


Special guests in Melbourne this Friday night include Kate (passing through on the way to WA) and Alaine. Kate has some hours to kill between flights so an adventure has been planned. Amanda has been rehearsing recently with a band named "Your Animal" and they have a gig at a pub in Northcote on Friday night. It's an instrumentally minimalist outfit and Amanda is filling in for one of the girls in the picture until, I think, the end of the year. I know I should be able to give you an actual link to this (Adam - do it for me, will you?) but if you google "Your Animal - bad", you'll get to a site that has a recent live recording of the band (with Amanda on percussion and doing backing vocals) covering Michael Jackson's "Bad". Language warning right at the very end not from the band but the compere.

Click here to listen to some of there stuff or click here to listen to Bad and click play (language warning at the end!).

Other guests on the evening will include Annika who has just handed in her draft for her Honors thesis and will be letting her hair down for a few days. Nicholas will arrive late as he's a Western Bulldogs member and has a ticket to the game against St Kilda. Go Dogs. Dom could be quiet on the night as he's attending his school formal the night before and also attending an "after party", whatever that is, in St Kilda. He tells me he has no plans to attend school on Friday, the last day of the term. Why would you live in any other city? We're all looking forward to seeing Kate.

Saturday, September 12

An era over

Nearly 2 years to the day, the principal of Woodlawn took his son into his office and said "it pains me to say, but I've looked at the timetable and there is nothing for you here next year..". After establishing that this wasn't a joke, the first thing I did, since I was now unemployed, was to buy a two year DreamWorld pass.

2 years is up. The principal did find space in the timetable after someone resigned a week later, and my little family made every effort to get to Dreamworld on weekends.

Below are photos from our very last visit.


Caught! Not real Real!
Watching the tigers Watching Daddy and Lacho on the bumpers After we saw a lizard Just too small to ride 'The Claw'

Bye Bye Dreamworld!

Sunday, September 6

Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day to all the Roff (Seage and Forrest) dads. I got a new pair of pyjamas and a Tex Perkins CD. Beat that! Tonight we're having a family outing to see the latest Harry Potter movie (yes, I know we're a bit behind the times) which I'm looking forward to.

In other breaking news, Julia and I are going back to Vietnam in January for another motorcycle adventure, this time along the mountainous Chinese border. It's the "take no prisioners" tour - about a dozen of us including - wait for it - speical guest rider Stuart! Although Marianne found the idea of riding along high-altitude cliff faces, sleeping in mud huts and living in constant fear of abduction by Chinese militants appealing, she has declined to join us. It will keep Julia busy - being a life coach for TWO Roffs - but I'm sure she'll rise to the occasion. Tour departs January 10 and officially finishes on January 17 but we should be able to find a few extra days for some R-and-R on Halong Bay. Only 125 more sleeps, Stu.

Sunday, August 30

Milly's spendathon

This has been the weekend where Milly, Alaine, Annika, Marianne and Marianne's mum, Rae, cashed in the prize Milly won in the Marie Claire magazine competition. Marianne, Alaine and Rae made a weekend of it, arriving on Friday and spending the evening with Marianne's brother, Gary, his wife, Glenda, and their son, Ben.
Despite their best efforts, they couldn't spend the $10,000 in the allotted two hours but they converted some of the money into accommodation at a guest house in Daylesford in central Victoria. Stuart will love it - it's the same-sex capital of the southern hemisphere. Eventually the bill got to $9994 and, at the last minute, Annika found a stuffed mouse for $6. Bingo!
We all went to dinner last night with guests including all the Melbourne-based Forrests. Alaine, Milly and Annika all wore either dresses or jewelry they'd bought that morning. I'm just back from a big Sunday breakfast at the Fairfield boathouse with the survivors from the night before. In the case of the cousins, it was only Alaine...

Saturday, August 29

Zac's private life



I wanted to take the chance to illustrate to the family the traps and pitfalls of displaying information on 'facebook'. I found a 'status' post in which Zac mentioned something about a girl he was dating. Now Kianna was good enough to add me as a friend, which means I can now share with the family photos of Kianna and Zac (which I think are beautiful).
I also wish to let it be known that if any of my cousins hide information about their relationships from 'The King',... I will find out.

Thursday, August 27

Backyard crew



Putting a call out for any Roff / Forrest / or Seage cousins of the male variety who have nothing to do on a weekday, and who might want to be in my music video for "Backyard Cricket". September 17. Somewhere in Sydney. Let me know. All you have to do is hang out, drink beer and play cricket in a real backyard. I'd rather do it with family or mates. If Rupert has his way (The lyrisist/poet of the song), Steve Waugh might even grace us with a couple of minutes of screen time. Of course, that's a concept just now....

Monday, August 24

Fun in the sun at KL.

So Vicky had to go to an exhibition in Kuala Lumpur last week, so, me being me i decided to seize the opportunity of escaping the typhoon and enjoy free accommodation in a foreign country. The first night there we were treated to a fantastic Malay meal courtesy of Vicky's Malaysian friends. Spicy Crab being the main course.

While Vicky worked very hard all day long, I basked in the culture that is Malaysia.

I felt a little uncomfortable being the only "Employee" at the free food and wine night wearing shorts and a t-shirt and a name tag with "Elyse Huah Executive Assistant", however, thanks to the free beer and wine it didn't take long to come up with a satisfactory cover story.
I know, I know, I just am irresistable to women all over the world.
I just like this photo. Taken at KL Zoo. Good zoo to visit, you could almost touch some of the big cats.

Wednesday, August 19

Jake's new song



Coming soon...

Mick Seage (Cous) has pulled a rabbit out of the hat with this one. He called in favours from his muso mates and I left him to produce 'Backyard Cricket'. It's worked out so well that we are going to shoot a video clip (Mid september - once again a low/no cost job from friends/contacts). It could possibly top 'The Traveller' or 'Johnny's Last Tour' - "How could this possibly happen?" I hear you think, but we're pumped about this Roff/Seage coming together...

Wednesday, August 12

Even ninja's need holidays

Great trip. Thanks for cooking for us on your birthday Rock. We snorkelled with sharks and turtles and sailed and slept and drank emu bitter and cocktails. Happy days.

Monday, August 10

Youth Parliament


Yes, his lordship returned to his old stomping ground to remind everyone that to get to the top you need a designer haircut, a sharp suit and a signature strut. Being a part of Youth Parliament this year too, I had to endure several "aww so you're Andrew's brother", a few "do you wanna be the governor too?" and one young man even had the audacity to mutter "yeah you kinda look like him" to which he was instantly ejected due to the "Youth Governor's Law VII, 2009". There was also a close call where I had managed to get my shirt wet in a freak early morning ironing accident (they do happen) and almost put on a matching shirt to Andrew (due to a cruel joke by mum who suggested to Andrew that he shop at a store that I had previously visited).


As for the actual debating I took a different tack to most people, relying less on factual and insighful information to argue a point, and instead focusing on subtely mocking my opposition and destroying their credibility. Apparently this is encouraged in all forms of parliament. There were a couple of formal components to the week long event, most of which included Andrew welcoming 1687253 VIP's by name before proceeding to charm them with his high-brow wit which people seem to respond to. I relyed on my tasty dance moves at the dance party to make friends, and, if the increase to my facebook friend count is anything to go by (which it most certainly is), I am increadible.


The week was great and was similar to Roff christmas in many ways, we stayed at a boarding school, there was heaps of activities, good social atmosphere and even a big spontaneous late night sing-along. Differences included getting rudely awoken in the morning and instead of rudely awoken in the afternoon, conversations about politics and society as opposed to which is the best nut to eat, and competitions where people didn't mind coming 2nd (losers). I'll leave you with a sample of what you would have been dealing with had you tried to cross me in parliament.