Sunday, January 6

Food for thought

Stuart and Marianne hosted an intimate dinner at their local Asian food palace last Thursday night for the visiting Damian, Ashley and Grant Roffs. The company was excellent, as usual, and the young ones (Dominic, Nicholas, Rowan, Andrew, Milly and Alaine) in particular enjoyed catching up.



Stuart and Marianne flew out for Vietnam the next day for a month. Ash and Cathie picked up Dom and Nicholas from Stuart's place and took them to the Jets vs Adelaide game where Adelaide was bumped out of the competition by a 2-1 loss. We arrived back in Melbourne last night (Saturday) so, sadly, no more holiday snaps for the time being. Let's finish with a lovely shot of Ash and Cathie...

Thursday, January 3

Still on holidays


We've just had a couple of days on a farm with friends William and Pam Holley. Dom completed a white-water stretch of the local river which involved a roll-over to get underneath a tree that had fallen from one bank to the other. The matching t-shirts are a result of both Dom and William having spent a bit of time in Vietnam. William also gave Dom his first driving lesson in a manual transmission vehicle. Dom isn't that far away from his L-plates. We're just about to check the yabby nets in the dam and then it's off to Newcastle for a dinner tonight with Ash, Cathy and kids; Stuart and Marianne and kids; Jenny and Cathie and whoever else from the family who's in town. I love Christmas holidays...

Tuesday, January 1

Maisie Cup

Current Maisie Cup standings after the Oceania group qualifying round robin at Roland Roff in Armidale involving Newcastle, Armidale and Melbourne.
1. Lismore
2. Armidale
3. Melbourne
4. Newcastle
5. Geraldton
5. Canberra
5. Radelaide

New year




Julia, Dom and myself are currently enjoying the hospitality of the Damian Roffs, although we're about to go back to Newcastle with Jenny as a passenger so that she can have a few days with her sister, Cathie. It's been tag-team traveling for the past week. We met up with Nick, Adam and Amanda in Newcastle for Christmas which most of us spent at the Stuart Roffs. Christmas night was big, as you'd expect, but it may have gone on about half an hour too long, resulting in Stuart, Daniel, Harry, Alaine and Milly being denied the benefits of Marianne's conversation for the next couple of days. I'm with Marianne on this - they WERE very loud. We met Harry's new girlfriend, Vicky. While no male is ever good enough for a Roff niece/cousin, exactly the opposite is true for Harry. Stuart, Dom and Harry came up to Armidale for a night and we did high-fives as they were leaving and we were entering. Golf had been played which included Nick who came over from the coast where he'd been surfing. The pics above are of Julia and Jenny at a picnic at Blue Holes and some of the kids on the back steps. The Ashley Roffs have arrived in Newcastle and we'll catch up with them over the next couple of days. In other news, Annika has managed an earlier flight from Japan and will be home on January 14. She sent a text message last night while she was full of schnaps and about to go down a black run on a toboggan. I'm sure there'll be stories when she gets back. We're going to have a couple more days in the Newcastle area before the drive back to Melbourne and the real world but happy new year to everyone and just 365 sleeps until next Christmas.

Sunday, December 30

Johnny Lives the Dream and Buys a Racehorse

Ok, so thats a little bit of a lie - he didnt buy one, he leased one tenth of a horse for a year or so. Daneitz had her first ever run on Thursday at the Geraldton Races and ran a credible 5th or 6th, and as everyone who follows the horses knows is at the prime of her career as an previously unraced 5year old.

We are expecting big things, namely the abilty to supply the world with an adhesive substance and to provide sustanance for dogs.

Mum is positive that this is "The beginning of the End" for dad as well as her retirement money and any inheritance that may have been coming the kids way. All i think is that we should take a leaf out of Dads book and chip in and lease a Roff Horse to run at the Lismore races while we are there!

Saturday, December 29

VWYZ



Tuesday, December 25

Introducing Hannah Susan Hill

Beautiful Hannah with flowing black Roff hair (no offence Daniel).
Mother and Daughter pretty happy with their efforts.
Let's not forget Sally. She has spent Christmas helping daddy assemble the Pee Wee 50 that he bought for Chloe and Pat.

Saturday, December 22

CHRISTMAS DRAW 2007

CHRISTMAS DRAW 2007

Thanks to Sue for forwarding the draw to the Roff Report.

Reminder - $30 max for adult gift (sales prices acceptable and encouraged!). $10 max for children. Happy researching and shopping!

The person on the left GETS A PRESENT FROM the person on the right. So in the first example, Tom buys for Glen. Confusing I know but it would have taken 5 minutes for me to fix and, well, that's a long time.

Glenn Gets a Present From Tom
Glenn <---- Tom

Sue Gets a Present From Millie
Sue <---- Millie

Jake <---- Nick
Kel <---- Harry
Lachie <---- Lily
Maisie <---- Amy
Naomi <---- Dom
Tom <---- Daniel
Sally <---- Cal
Joe <---- Grant
Sar <---- Cathy
Xavier <---- Luke
Grant <---- Jake
Julia <---- Naomi
Adam <---- Zac
Monica <---- Damian
Amanda <---- Stu
Annika <---- Joe
Nick <---- Jan
Dom <---- Lizzie
Stu <---- Kel
Maryanne <---- John
Daniel <---- Ash
Alaine <---- Kate
Millie <---- Rowan
Harry <---- Andrew
John <---- Maryanne
Jan <---- Glenn
Kate <---- Julia
Lizzie <---- Sar
Zac <---- Monica
Ash <---- Jenny
Cathy <---- Amanda
Andrew <---- Sue
Rowan <---- Adam
Damian <---- Alaine
Jenny <---- Annika
Cal <---- Xavier
Amy <---- Sally
Luke <---- Lachie
Lily <---- Maisie

Merry Christmas everyone! Two years is such a long time between Roff Christmas'. Especially for the kids, like me, where 2 years is a big chunk of our lives. Anyway, I am writing a proposal to have Roff Christmas changed so it is every 6 months. I am having real trouble with the Vatican negotiators but Al Gore has been a teriffic advocate.

Thursday, December 20

C'est fini

Hi all,
Just a quick one to wish everyone the festivity of the season from the Oxford Roffs.


Was great to see, albeit briefly, Ash and Cathie and Annika at the match last week, many thanks for coming. Was disappointing but a great bunch of guys to play rugby with and I can't complain overall. I have never been competitive (Grant - can you attest to that for me please) and so can say it was a good way to go out, but no icing. Posted below is a tip for the Captain of the Oxford side in 22 years time (those that can't make it out his name starts with X).


Jake, appreciative of the blog. Many years of getting whaled upon by my older brother (and dad (and sister (and uncles(and aunties (and mum!!...))))) facilitated my drive to play rugby for 10 years and vent my pent up last born forgotten 'lets go trekking' child aggression... and yet maintain a 0% tackle completion rate throughout. In this I feel I have done the Roff name proud.
...and yes, I have informed Sarah that if we are ever walking down the High St and she is mugged, either she finds me a bike to pursue the culprit, or I will give her my utmost support as she legs it after him... but I will not break out of a walk.

Sunday, December 16

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Have I just been left out of the loop AGAIN or did Naomi and Tom really call their latest addition "Mazda"? Let me know,someone?

On a different track, Marianne and I saw Crosbie, Stills and Nash last Wednesday at the Newcastle Entertainment Cent. It was a great show - over two hours of fantastic harmonies (even after all these years they still have "it" and played all their well-known stuff). David Crosbie sang one song from his only solo album "If Only I Could Remember My Name" (backed by a galaxy of the best musicians ever). I actually have the album so I played it today - it is the worst album EVER made and I remember why he couldn't remember his name (and everyone backing him probably couldn't remember his name - or their own!) Overall though a great show!

John Fogerty will be at the Blues and Roots Festival - don't miss him!

Back from Barca

Hey
We're in transit at Heathrow back from Barcelona and on our way home via Bangkok. I haven't fainted in days which in my book is a good holiday!

Barcalona was great and we only managed to do half of what we wanted to do. It started off badly because the taxi driver dropped us off at Placa del Solle instead of Place des Olles and we had no idea where we were until we collaborated with some helpful American mormans who, as part of their job, had also been dropped off in the same neighbourhood and had no idea where they were. I have to blame my poor pronunciation for the mistake but those of you who did French at school will inderstand the problem.

Eventually thanks to what we must take as divine intervention we found our accomodation and installed ourselves in a beautiful apartment overlooking a little internal square in the Born area of the old city. Our square was great for bars and restaurants and at the same time in an area of very trendy clothes/shoes shopping. By coincidence the square housed what is reputedly the best tapas bar in Barcalona run by a madman named Pep. This guy is so good, he tells you what you'll have. No menu, no prices. You don't dare disagree because there are people waiting behind the bar two deep to take your seat if you show any lack of commitment. Fortunately the food was authentic and stunning, all for a reasonable cost. And we could walk home!

We eventually ranged further afield to the Gothic quarter, Montajuik and Exiample. Cathie loved the Gaudi and Art Nouveau influences on the city and we saw some wonderful work. We went up to Montserrat (not pronounced monster rat, apparently) and paid homage to the black virgin and black baby Jesus after ascending to the monestry on an incredible rack railway. I made Cathie go on the funicular to the summit which she didn't appreciate because it was just about a vertical climb but the view was spectacular.

Annika and Zac, we didn't get a chance to go to Granada so we'll have to save that for next time. Too much to do in Barca. Weather was blue cloudless skies all week and about 14 degrees.

See you all back in Australia. Grant and Stu, we'll be in Newcastle just after Christmas, arriving on the 28th I think?

Love to all

Thursday, December 13

Amy's 10th




We had a lovely party for Amy's 10th, lots of games, a fashion parade and excellent party food. What about that Cake! Go Amy!

Tuesday, December 11

Kombi adventure

It's not just the young Roffs who get to have excellent travel adventures: I'm just back from a week-long trip to Newcastle in the mighty Kombi. I'd finally fitted the CD player from Nick's crashed Camry so it was wall-to-wall Dylan for 14 hours straight in both directions. I saw Cathie Murray and got a de-brief on Helen's funeral which, from the photographs, looked like it was an appropriate celebration of a rich and generous life. Next up was accommodation and hospitality at the Stuart Roffs. Stu wasn't THAT pleased to see me as he was in the middle of stressful timetabling and certainly didn't need the distraction of corks being pulled from bottles. Always gracious, though, he found time for a few hours on the back verandah where we discussed, among other things, his and Marianne's impending trip to Vietnam. They leave around January 5 for about a month. We also talked about Christmas dinner which should feature all the Stuart Roff kids, the Ashley Roffs and all the Grant Roffs with the exception of Annika who will be having a white Christmas in Germany.


I Nick and I managed nine holes on the Merewether golf course where I was beaten by one stroke (46 to 47). I played badly, as usual, but at least I was consistently bad. Nick, on the other hand, followed a par with a 10. It's a great course. Later that afternoon, I watched Nick's mixed touch team get thrashed on an oval in Wickham. His plan at this stage is to go back to uni again next year but in Newcastle where he's clearly established a good social network.

A dak-dak down to Sydney resulted in an excellent lunch cooked by Adam (kangaroo - his special way) and a swim followed by a couple of days with my old mate from Moree High School, Ray Firth. Ray has a holiday house on the South Coast where we spent the second night. The plan at this end for Christmas is that we'll all decamp around the 23rd and head for Newcastle. Jules and I will be staying in house owned by a doctor mate and Dom will probably drift between there and Cathie's house where Amanda and Adam will be staying. I'd love to stay and chat but I've just been reminded that, for the eight year in a row, I've picked Joe in the Christmas list so it's off to the shops to find something fabulous but light. It's all go...

Oh, the pictures are of Stuart wrestling with the timetable (try doing THAT on a computer!); Nick (obscured) about to unload in another unsuccessful attempt to get a try on the board and, below (I think), the luxury interior of the mighty Kombi.

Sunday, December 9

Pictorial tribute to Joe's first career

As Joe's brother, I do find it hard to say things like "I'm proud of you", but as I know that he will be doing his best to pretend he is a student for the next few months, I am pretty confident that he won't have the time to check the Roff Report and see this tribute.

Joe has given us all a good amount of pleasure over the years, and it has been a fun ride following his Rugby career. I'm sure everyone joins me in saying well done, and that we are proud of his efforts over the last 10-15 years.

Most little boys dream of being a Wallaby. As Joe achieved that for a period of 10 years you could say that he was a big figure in Australian and World Rugby. It will be interesting to see how big a figure he becomes as a result of his vow to not move faster than a walk for the next few years.

Well done Joe. Good luck with the next part of your life.

Jake

Saturday, December 8

I'm in London...still,

...It's not so bad. We flew in last Saturday after an unscheduled stop in Singapore after I fainted on the Quantas flight. After a few tests at the local hospital we stayed overnight and with a "fit to fly" certificate jumped on a plane to London. Mercifully no further incidents and a good flight into Heathrow.

The weather isn't as bad as reputed and we have enjoyed a few days of sunshine including today when we sailed up the Thames to have a mean time at Greenwich. Having finished my business commitments it has been great to get out and relax. London has a lot to offer at this time of year, not the least of which is the beautiful Christmas show the city puts on. It is very strange that the dark descends at 4.00pm but makes the light show very spectacular.

We went up to Twickers for the rugby and it was a great match. If anyone can recall the NZ/France match it was a bit like that....Oxford took the lead and looked comfortable until cambridge scored and took the lead 15 mins from the end. Oxford couldn't snap themselves out of a very conservative kicking game and persvered with the rolling maul until the death. Joe had a very polished game but unfortunately had to fill in at full back due to an injury and I suspect couldn't communicate as well from the back to set the strategy. Cambridge won 22-16 in a very close finish. Joe was very disappointed but it was a bit like Don Bradman's last game: no icing on the cake.

It was great to catch up with Annika at the game. She is looking well and we made sure we shouted her a square meal at the Web-Ellis pub.

Off to Barcelona tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 4

An inclusive way to post on the Roff Report

Hi everyone,

To make it even easier to post on the Roff Report you can now just email your post to the following address:

roff_report.auto@blogger.com

This is JUST for the people having trouble. Please continue to post normally if your access is ok.

Don't forget, if you use this method you need to write something at the end so we know who wrote it. You won't be able to comment and you can't put pictures on using this method but it is simple to use.

For future reference you can just click on the 'Hey Roffy!' link on the top right of the page.

-Ad

Monday, December 3

hoofdorp

Sorry guys, i know i have been in holland however i am staying at hoofdorp, i can see the airport runway from my bedroom window- to answer any questions, i have been here since monday, all i have seen is the inside of a 747 fuel tank, my bedroom and the only pub in walking distance called "Boobies", i kid you not, if ash and cath or annika want to meet up i will try but i have to work night shift this week to get the job finished on time- but my phone number is 07504527289, or +61401030240 annika your phone number isnt working- have you got another one?
Congratulations Naomi, excellent work but were you driving?

Sunday, December 2

Oxford v Cambridge

Joe plays his last game of rugby this Thursday in the traditional Ox v Cambridge match at Twickers. The tradition post-game is to leave a boot in the shed which Joe fully intends to do. A local pub has vied to have the boot and to display it. Joe insists that he intends to never go faster than a purposeful walk for the rest of his life - then again when competitions on the field of honour at Roff Xmas emerge we might be able to change his mind. He thinks Oxford is a reasonable chance. It seems Ash & Cathy & Annika may get to the game. Ros & Barry will definitely be present to support at a variety of levels.

New Baby

Just to let everyone know ... Naomi & Tom have a new daughter. She arrived after 50 minutes of labour in the front seat of the car as they arrived at the hospital! Tom is calling her "Mazda" much to her maternal grandmother's chagrin! No name or details yet (except black hair) although we have talked to Nome and she sounds to be in good shape. Their contact number is 0408267861.

Thursday, November 29

Doggone..

Yes, many of you have criticised me for the weight of my dog, Bonneville (Bonnie for short) but I've always claimed it was her hair rather than her fat. I bit the bullet a few days ago and decided to have her clipped for summer. She was dragging the chain a bit on our walks and I think it was retained heat. Here are some of the services offered in Melbourne's Yellow Pages: "Clip Joint"; "Dirty Dogs, Done Dirt Cheap"; "Doggy Style"; "Hair of the Dog"; "Paw Relations" and, for the computer literate among you, "Clipart". My favourite was "Bonzo Dog Do Dah Wash" but we ended up at "Puppy Love" because it was close and they promised that "pats and rubs are free". I'm booked in next Thursday...
Before...
After...
Pats and rubs are free? Really?

Hello from Pat Nichols

Hello Roffs.

This is Pat Nichols here, a friend of the Newcastle Roffs.

Just thought I should let you know that Harry seems to be ok. He stayed at my place in Shepherds Bush over the weekend and I think he was heading up to Oxford today (monday)

I dont know why he cant ring his mother, he does have 3 different phones to choose from.

We managed to take him to his first Walkabout pub in Shepherds Bush where we got to witness drunken aussies doing push ups on the sticky beer soaked floor. I also saw a guy doing a walking spew on his way out of the pub. Didnt even break stride. Quite impressive I must say. And that guy was Harry.

Harry also got stuck talking to some old guy in another pub who kept asking if he could speak English.

On Saturday we went and watched the Socceroos play the Nigerian Super Eagles in football (we need to say football over here otherwise people wont speak to us) It was a great game apart from the weather. We had some awesome seats which were right on the halfway line and only 2 rows from the pitch. We could hear the players talking to each other. When it started raining the people in front of us decided that they would move back to dryer seating but in the process blocked our view of the only goal scored in the game. Thanks jerks.

Now I believe Harry has gone up to Oxford. He was meant to leave on Sunday but the train times didnt suit him. He did do the washing up for us which was much appreciated (as the dishes hadnt been done for a while)

Anyway i think Harry is ok, apart from the drinking every day he has been here thing. Ring your mum Harry.

-Pat

(ed) THis is from 9 days ago. Sorry it took a little while to find this email Pat.

Wednesday, November 28

Greetings from U.S of A!

Hi Everyone!
I finally have a moment to spare now that our tour has come to an end, which is a relief and a disappointment- i am quite addicted to life on the road, but exhausted as well. I am writing this from my hotel room in Hollywood! (You can see the sign from the bottom of my street) where i have a day to recover before i head down to Mexico for a real holiday for a couple of days before I have to return to the real world (yuck). The photo above is from New York, which seems like a million years ago now. We have covered alot of miles and travelled through so much amazing wilderness, as well as being in some of the most exciting cities on earth. America is a wonderful, surreal and fascinating place to travel, and due to our strange tour schedule we have seen alot of places well off the beaten track. The most spectacular scenery was definately Montana and Idaho, where we drove through snowy mountains and massive prairies, all straight out of a Zane Grey novel. We listened to a c.d. of Jack Kerouac reading "On The Road" in the van which was a pefect accompaniment to the great American road trip. My fave cities...well NY is a dream come true for all city lovers..if you like mountains you go to the Himilayas, if you like cities you go to New York. Staying at the Chelsea was a blast- So many great writers and artists have lived there, Dylan Thomas died there! His last words were "I just drank 18 glasses of whiskey, that must be some kind of record". "2001, A Space Odessey" was written there, Arthur Miller lived there, lots of Australian artists lived there, including one of my heroines Vali Meyers, a bohemian genius of the first order. We did alot of posing around in the foyer like wankers, Ethan Hawke lives there at the moment, and Dan saw him down the street in his jogging shorts! Dan also met Whoopi Goldberg but they didn't hit it off.

Anyway, the glam moments were actually few and far between, the bulk of our time was spent in the stinking cigarette and beer and fart infested van, eating revolting fast food from american truck stops, as we were late every day from the moment we struggled, hungover, from our seedy roadside motel to the minute we arrived at sound check each night. We have eaten frequently from the most disgusting joints on earth, Taco Bell, Wendy's, Denny's, Arby's, Chicken Shack, Burger King, Subway, places i wouldn't let my dog eat if i was in Australia. The places we managed to avoid eating were beyond comprehension, serving things like- and this is no joke- five meat stuffed crust cheese pizza rolled up and deep fried, deep fried cheese cake nuggets, and the worst thing- i still dont even know what this actually is but there is a chain of these franchise joints- Culver's frozen custard butter burgers. What the!!! It got so bad that we found ourselves fantasizing about eating a nutritious four and twenty pie with a lovely side of potato cakes. Completely Wrong.

The other cities I loved the most were Chicago, Seattle and my all over favourite was San Fran. We played at the Fillmore Theatre there, (Uncle Toody, you would have died! massive wall size pictures of Jerry Garcia and Grateful Dead posters everywhere) and we stayed in the most dangerous neighbourhood there, called The Tenderloin, so named because historically cops are paid extra to work there and can therefore afford to buy their families the best cuts of meat. The hotel we stayed in had bullet holes in the front window- no joke- that place was seriously rough! but I spent a wonderful arvo at City Lights bookshop, walking through China Town and catching cable cars...i think that was the only 4 hours i have had to my self for an entire month! It's actually quite a difficult thing, to spend every minute of every day and night with four other highly strung eccentric hungover people in your face, even if they are your best friends. Luckily the other band we were on tour with (Band Of Horses) were total champs and did all they could to make our lives easier, letting us use their gear etc and partying on with us every night. We became really great mates, they are all lovely people and are becoming massively successful here at the moment, a very interesting thing to watch. They are all total Drones fans, but their crowds were usually a bit perplexed by the screaming wailing aussie mayhem coming at them. The Drones played some ball tearing shows, just the same. Any one who is interested should look up the tour blog which has heaps of awesome photos, just click on the link from www.bandofhorses.com. Well tonight is my last night in L.A. and i intend to get on the sauce in some sleazy dive with the Drones to mark the end of our time here. I will be very sad to leave. Hopefully i will be able to post some more adventures from Mexico. Love to all, Adios for now x

Tuesday, November 27

Bang On


I found this appropriated image of a geurilla revolutionary combined with a Santa hat at my local Westfield. Remember that Santa's suit was rumoured to be designed by Coca Cola and that Che was executed by the CIA in Bolivia. I'm not sure what it all means but I'm pretty sure it's bad. Bang on.

Not too much gossip here. Uncle Stuart and Daniel and Milly and Nick all came to my Nanna's funeral or part of the wake and I can't tell you how nice it was to have them there. Thanks guys, it was a real comfort.

Looks like Moni and I will be in Melbourne for New Years, maybe Nagambie? Anyway, been enjoying everybody's posts, keep it up.

Monday, November 26

Lachlan's 2nd birthday pool party / Ward Christmas






Great day had by all. Bacon and egg burger BBQ brunch by the pool for Lachie's birthday, then up to Neils Bar for Ward Christmas put on by Sue. The last photo says it all. In Lachie's world, Lachie is Number One. I'm a bit worried about his grandfather throwing balls at him though when he's in a position where he can't defend himself.

Sunday, November 25

hello over there- sorry over here

Ok. so i know i promised uncle Ash and Cath that i would be so clued up on the happenings of London that i would be able to give them a comprehensive tour of all the museums and art galleries. It is unfortunate- and i send this to annika aswell- that will not be able to go to the Varsity match and cheer on Cambridge along side some valued family members (including Xaivier and Sarah). But alas, the comitment to work has pulled me away to spend a few days in Holland. It is hard being me.
Until this late change of heart i did however manage to spend a good deal of time seeing London, Oxford, about one hour of Cambridge football ground -thanks to Joe, i did get to see the world famous challenge for the varsity match and that was worth it, Coalville (don't ask) Sheffield (no backpackers accom though) and Manchester where i will fly out from- yes Mum i am alive and eating vegetables.
So in short, if any blog readers are in Holland in the next few weeks, give me a hollar.

Friday, November 23

One more sleep...

One more sleep until the bastions of capital are destroyed forever by the glorious revolutionary forces of the labour movement. Perfect result: Labor landslide, Howard loses his seat and the Greens have the balance of power in the Senate. Oh, did that sound a bit political? Read Andrew's Crikey blogs below if you haven't already as they're very good. Watch this space for further developments...

Two sleeps 'til the election

If you still haven't made your mind up, and you feel like choosing a government based on happenings in South Australian marginal seats, you should read these articles I wrote for Crikey.com.au:

this one, in which I cast damaging aspersions about my parents

and this one, in which I meet an old school friend.


P.S: leave Harry alone, he's probably having fun over there.

Monday, November 19

Where fore oh where fore art thou Harry

It has been ten days since Harry left Australia and I fear it has been ten days of non sobriety and veiled rumours. I am of the understanding he may have gone to Oxford for a little literary research and may have attempted to glean whether he still had a family who wanted to know he was alive. Phones, though now antiquated, still have their purpose and allow people a two way conversation - one sided drunken soliloquies do not seem to make the grade. If anyone has had the ?pleasure of Harry's company in the UK, please let me know (Stuart prefers not to know what his son is up to for apparently obvious reasons). Harry - call your mother!!

Saturday, November 17

Vale Helen Murray

Amanda and my Nanna, Helen Murray, died yesterday. She had been unconcious after a stroke since Tuesday and went very peacefully. She was holding hands with Andrew Murray at the time, her eldest son. The Murray clan are gathered in Newcastle and the funeral is at 11am on Tuesday morning at the Sacred Heart Catholic Cathedral.

She has been a big influence on my life, and on Amanda's. She was my inspiration for getting into environmental science, and was one of the most compassionate and caring people I have ever met. She will be sorely missed.

Friday, November 16

Vertical Challenge

Dom starts his new job tomorrow - running kid's birthday parties and games at the local indoor soccer venue. He has given up his KFC job, where on a trainee wage he was often the sole chef. The new job involves double the money and half the work - he thinks!!!
Pity he doesn' t live closer to the Armidale Roffs so he could have run the games at Luke's party. Grant is right - the Armidale backyard looks sensational for kid' s parties.



Keep in mind that for future kids parties, we are willing to loan Dom out, for a small fee ( we'll pay you) and a single airfare..........We are having trouble keeping up the milk and food supplies at the moment and Grant's ability to puff himself up to look much taller is having less effect as Dom starts presenting a real vertical challenge.

Wednesday, November 14

Lukes Birthday


Check out that great cake Jenny made. The party ended with a water bomb fight.

Bad news from Newcastle

Helen Murray, mother of Cathie and grandmother of Amanda and Adam, is currently in hospital and is not expected to live. She has bleeding on the brain which may be related to a stroke or a fall. Most Roffs have met Helen and enjoyed both her company and her great sense of family. I will keep you posted on developments.

g'day

hello, good news, i made it to london, why you ask? because i can. How long? good question. well anyone in Europe want to meet up, give us a buzz, ill come and find you.

Tuesday, November 13

Guitar Hero

I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't. But I can't help it. love mil

PS- no-one under the age of 15 should watch this (lucky Dom- you just scraped by)




PPS- hope this works! I've never posted a video before

Monday, November 12

Movember and Kiddies update

Kelly cut Lachlan's hair the other day, and we realised that we no longer have a baby. We have a little boy! That, and the fact that he is stringing three words together like "I want choc (chocolate)"
Maisie doll is getting cuter and cuter. I regularly reside in her neck. She regularly looks for assistance from her mum.
I'm just looking hotter and hotter as November rolls on...

Sunday, November 11

Movember Wives

What about the depression and revulsion (sorry Stu) suffered by the wives of those mo growers. I'll sponsor Damain if he will just shave the thing off.

Jenny

Saturday, November 10

Our indigenous family

Sue and I recently had a week at Daly River in the NT. Our hostess was one Ungunmerr (also known as Miriam Rose). Miriam is the Principal of SFX Catholic Primary. She's also the sister of Pilawuk (Nuilli's Mum)...apologies for spelling. Given the fact that Rory is first cousin Miriam both greeted us warmly and saw us as brothers and sisters. She is an outstanding aboriginal leader. Currently she's on J.Howard's advisory committee and I understand has been nominated as Australian of the Year. A very wise woman...so obviously related! We had a great time in the wilderness with an Aboriginal Elder going to sacred sites and living the bush tucker thing. We went to the croc farm at Darwin. All in all learnt heaps. Sue, of course, was petrified of crocs. I intend showing her what petrified really is and intend taking her to "Rogue" tonight!

Whats going down.

Hey guys, Ro-wan here (Nick informed me that if I write my name with a hyphen it sounds like I know kung-fu). No posts from me for a while which I shall now put an end to. My life consists of four components: work, uni, sport and saturday nights. These are strictly seperate parts of my life and if, for example, I was to see someone from work playing sport it could well destroy me.

Work: Arnotts factory, I stack boxes. Friday arvo's I got a gig coaching kids at tennis. Not as easy to break a childs spirit as I would have hoped.

Uni: Usually this space is blank which is absolutely why I am hating exams so much more. To think that subjects like 'maths' even have exams is rediculous. Whats more they charge you $5 for the only parking in a 6mile radius.

Sport: Tennis and basketball. During the off-season I got massive and am currently 3 and 0 for tennis.

Saturday Nights: High rolling all over town.

This will all change in the holidays I am hoping. I fear I am getting too caught up in the rat race of life to sit back and smell the roses. I havent even had a shower in like 5 days.

Friday, November 9

Melbourne Cup

Did anyone have any luck on any horses? I risked getting fired and skipped a day at work for an "exam" *wink wink* to attend the local festivities at the Brewery on Newcastle Harbour.
Although I didn't win on any horses or the best dressed (I was robbed! I was wearing a dress that was once owned by the ravishing Eileen Roff- with the aid of some extreme stomach-sucking-in underwear) I did happen to win a bottle of champaagne and a $50 bar voucher. My friends and I managed to make our way through half the voucher before being kicked out. Apparently this is not a classy way to redeem a voucher:
*milly* "I'll have $50 worth of vodka"
*barkeep* "no"
*milly* "alright. $25 worth of vodka and $25 worth of champagne"
*barkeep* "...ok"
anyway- here is a picture of the most important win that happened on Melbourne Cup Day

ps- does anyone know who actually won the race?

Brussel Sprouts

Jenny has progressed passed the hospital solid food stage - overcooked brussel sprouts - and has been recovering back at 'home' with Olga and Claude since Tuesday. Over a week in hospital in the end. And probably another week before she can fly!
But really it's just a case now of letting nature heal it's wounds. It was a big op!
Thanks for all your kind wishes.

Martin

Thursday, November 8

Total Recall

I'm on a bit of a roll on the Roff Report at the moment, having worked out (once more) what my password is. I always get tripped up on the format rules; however I've worked out a way to solve this problem without having to enter a parallel universe or creating a doppel-ganger.

Inspired by watching "Total Recall" the other night, here's a message for myself:

"Hey slick, if you're reading this message it means you've broken the rule about blogging when you're sober and you probably have a glass of Chateau du Moutin Rothschild in your hand and a gorgeous babe on your lap. It's really important that you remember this if you want to crack the Roff report code: the password is case sensitive !!!!

Keep up the good work

IMU

the cows really do wear bells here...

Happy Birthday Ninja Adam! Here's that blog you asked for...

I've just spent the best week of my trip in the Swiss Alps; staying in a tiny mountain town called Gimmelwald, hiking in the Jungfrau region, eating chocolate (it's a legitimate cultural activity here) and relaxing in a hot tub while staring up at the stars (it took me a while to realise that you can't see the "southern" cross from the northern hemisphere...)

Gimmelwald was picture perfect and consisted of nothing more than a few houses, ten pupil school, some goats and cows, a mountain lodge, and a local produce organic food store with the best yoghurt known to man. Ideal really.


At one point I hiked up a mountain and through the snow to a glacial ice cave. It was spectacular and made all the more so by the fact that I had hiked there in converse runners, quite an achievement!


Arriving in Prague today was quite a shock after the natural beauty of Switzerland, but I'm about to head out and taste some of the local brews which should cheer me up!

Love to all xo

They say Spain's pretty, but....

Hi
Cathie and I have managed to snag a trip to the UK for a shipping law conference and then about 6 days in Spain from 7 December. We fly into Barcelona and we were hoping that our well- travelled relations might have some tips about must-see things to do? As this is reasonably short notiice we need some help.

Tuesday, November 6

Adam's Famous Kangaroo Recipe.

Reposted for Dad:

Coles sells macro meats kangaroo products in the meat section. The cheapest, leanest most environmentally friendly red meat you can buy so please encourage the industry! Buy the fillets or the steaks (I like the steaks best and they are the thickest and chepest). Oil the steak lightly in the packet or in a mixing bowl. No oil in the pan or it will just burn off as smoke. Put the frying pan on the stove and heat that puppy up. As hot as you can get. Coleman cast iron frying pans from the camping section at kmart are the best money can buy (teflon is not recommended as it is actually poisonous, you could use a stainless steel pot). Use tongs to slap the steak onto the pan, turn it down slightly, and let it cook for about 3-8 minutes on one side for the thick ones. Less for the fillets which are smaller. Don't burn it but cook on the highest heat you can without tonnes of smoke, vent what smoke there is if you can.

For well done you wait for beads of blood to appear, then turn, for rare turn well before that. It's trial and error. You only need to turn it once and then cook for a further 1-2 minutes or so. Then take it off the heat and place on a warm plate for 5-10 minutes. They need to be well spaced apart. Ideally they will not leak any fluid but the more they leak the tougher the steak. If they do leak make sure it can run away or it will stew in its own juice. Then after 5-10 mins cut them across the grain, into little chuncks, and add sea salt and fresh cracked pepper. Enjoy!

t-shirt ninja instructions


I'd like to see as many Roff t-shirt ninja's as humanly possible. Can we start with Lachlan? Dressing all in black helps. Click on the photo above for a bigger copy of the instuctions.